AWWWWWW THAT SUCKS BIG TIME
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AWWWWW THAT SUCKS BIG TIME
Awwwww that sucks
Sigh
I give my breath to you the secrets no one ever heard
An my heart the tears flow I dont know where to go
You gave a home and a song to singbrought joy every day
But you are ways leaving and taking it all away
Took you to a mountain top
Where the music of nature never stopped
And a sadness permeates my soul
Your leaving now my heart feels old
I didnt know I just didnt know
Things change this I know please please oh please dont go
You keep spending and giving to the point I cannot afford give
I give you not because I can not
We are what we have become what more he will work out in some
We will be and are forgiven
Back then forth bonding ties living sort never lies forever together for eternity
Being married two times two seeing him and being two oh so true I love you!
It takes two to
It takes two baby it takes two you and me
Argue so one needs to be humble when one is not
Be committed when tying the knot
Where’s the Loaded question lo
Oh good grief
It’s always greener on the other
Times ones think the other side is greener but it is not
No point in a pickup line obviously youre a dumptruck
Not dumb enough to be your dirt and let you hurt
Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits
But you have the hairiest arm pits
Said the midget to the mini skirt nice hair there come noon we can reBloom
Roses are red sometimes pin lets go to bed Ill show you my d wink
If youre going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon
Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you
Keep smelling and Rag doll you will become
damn you look good in beer goggles
You do too
Give me a pair and you will look good too
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths
Wild thing swim on in
If you were a booger Id pick you first.
Truelove
I suffer from amnesia do I come here often
Give me the pleasure of refreshing your memory
Walk a line and hear a tune remember your will and the rising moon
Gas is rising … war to shore my friends of these days love over-pour
Yes indeed and a treasure for all to fee
Rags to riches for those with love are rich for life
To be free is a will in me and to see the begin shaking
Free enjoy being
Getting reamed by government is our lot
So bend over and crack a smile itll be all over in a little while
I needed more of what you’ve got
I needed your more, because I had naught
I gave you Al Gore you gave me Pol
Looking to complete my Political Nutcases trading card series
Well I had two Pots and needed more Gore
Radical environmentalists dont get me hot
Rays go by standing strong and going along singing my happy song
Yeah and then thats what she said all the long
Then the doorbell rang ding dong ding dong
the all about and your not there I look to see then feel you dont care
um love to take the truth cause with the dare he still dont care
You just had to leave and take that dare
tired and sore and needing a message I do you now you do me
what is the problem
Hey, do you work for UPS I could have sworn I saw you checkin out my package
I would be so grateful if you give it back
Now youll get plenty of s**t I have a MySpace account so Im used to that
then the enema squirted full shot
Baby youre sexier than socks on a rooster.
At later I found poo in my snot
with constipation I couldn’t plop in the pot
A boiling potato wouldnt fit and was too hot
I forgave a whore at her grave pl
For giving me herpes on my genital spot
I gave a snore then bubbled some snot
Then it popped and made a big blot
Leaving me a big blow in the head and a great big knot
Knot in heart not anymore
Cant help staring at her pair
Cant help caring for her au pair
Pair as two or as couple
Take some time and move a little slowers
Take that grime off to a shower
If I move any slower I am going to need a wheel chair
Your reputation shall precede you if you can’t make this right
If youre left leg was Thanksgiving and your right was Christmas
Would you mind if I visited you between the holidays
Take us to heaven or go to your grave
Wham bam thank you mam is what I got man with passion you are not
Thought women would be knocking down your door
Our love is but sin
No way to win have to end
Listen to the wind
Sound you should know for hot air you blow
Follow the stars
Maybe tomorrow you will see the light
Thought you were so hot when you were not
All you gave me was diddly squat
That’s ’cause diddly squat is all Ive got s
The one that says: come to my lair c
Aint help staring at her pair
He had me dancing light on air d
Aring letting her hair down I
Gave you love you made me hot
When you told me to stop it was a final turn off
Seems I am the one always giving where you could care less
We would make the most perfect pair
I would feed you more where you feed me
Starving me and leaving me to rot
If you were here I would top them with whip cream for two
Hoping has an effect as an enema for you
adding lots of sweet, sticky goo
Eating cherries and raspberries too
Dipped in luscious, chocolate fondue
lost without You
Until I realized I was used
Sad but True
I learned from yo
Seven gals coming through with lines
Ink shining fun times inspiring
Daisy petals one by one
Which one
Now give me everything youve got
Except a baby in tow
Written By: The Cast At The CPC —- But Not Me This I Got Left Out This One Thanks To You All
© March 26 , 2011 Put Together By: Bettie Davis