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Blogophilia Week 24.6 – Uncontrollable Laughter

Bonus Points: (Hard, 2 pts):

Quote Lucille Ball

(Easy, 1 pt): Include someone wearing a pink skirt doing something for cookies

WHEN PIGS FLY

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The sayin goes

If a pig could fly

Hed have wings that fly

But have you seen a pig fly

Only pigs in

Heaven fly

Yet how high

Do one fly

Over the hence and

As high as you please and thats no lie

Had any one ever said some thing to you that you did not like

What would your quote be back at them

Yeah yeah

You would so say

When pigs fly

As if

Know I would

Then again might just say

If pigs could fly I would not be here ta hear you lie

Oink oink

Thats no lie

If pig could so fly

Neither one of us would be here

Cuz when pigs fly they come down with an oink oink

Hit the ground and you dont wanna be standin down hill when the wing do fly

Yet I have seen a horse fly

Big and small they do fly some higher than others they so fly

In all my dreams

I saw this horse fly

See he was a unicorn

That could so fly

I know cuz he takes me away to this magic land on high

He flows though the ski

With ease he do fly

Many times

With out Even battin and eye

Could so hear the hummm in its wing

So made the trip all worthy the trip far and near we do travel

Now this fly

Horse fly if you will

Will bite you and so leave an mark

That want wait and hut like the dickens so dont scratch

It will only swell as big as your head and some

Horse fly

I dont like this fly

And you

Cant even ride it

That the bad part it rides you

” You see much more of your children once they leave home ”

This is a true fact this I know for

When my children were at home

They were always gone

Now that they are grown

And out on their own

If they are not callin me

They will stop by

Just checkin on me so they say any ways

” Funny – Home – Children ”

My youngest will call me

Every day four are five times

And if I dont answer

She will ride over here just to see if any thing is wrong

Sayin why you never answer your phone

If I dont answer over two times

She will either take my phone

And check it thoroughly

And if it dont work

She will then go buy another

Thats my stand by

My baby

My son on the other hand

Will come by maybe once a week

Then if he dont come by then he will call just to say hello

And thats about it for him

Yet some times if he calls my younger daughter

He will ask her bout me maybe

And all knows

That my older daughter

Is in the home wit me

And Thats that I care for her hand and feet

So thats how my story goes all in all okay

There is nottin funny bout this story and thats because I have nothing funny to say and are cant think of any thing funny per say

Quote By: Lucille Ball

” The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie bout your age ”

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” But on the other hand my moto is ” –

” Never tell your age any ways just leave um guessin –

If you look good it will show –

And I also say dont nuttin git ole but your close and they to comes back in style ” ..

Qoutes By: Lucille Ball

“In life all good things come hard but wisdom is the hardest to come by.”

” Love yourself first and everything falls into place. ”

” The uncontrollable laughter ”

Started just when

I saw this guy

Named Sam walk up wearin a pink tutu skirt dancin for some cookies

That the lady had just backed

You could so smell

The aroma

All over the place

Even by now self waz gittin a bit nippy

But the way that guy waz dancin

Tryin ta stay on his toes

Made every body laugh so hard

I for one could not eat

For laughtin so hard

Not that it waz that funny

But how in heaven name could any one stand

On toes in steel toe work boots that hard and heavy .. Dunno

He kept stumble over him own feet as if drunk the harder he tried to stand the more he did stumble

Topic: Barbara K.

Picture: Kismet

Word and are Phrase: Pig feet – boil are pickle .. When Pigs Fly .. If Pigs Could Fly ..

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Written By: Bettie Davis ———————————– © August o4 , 2o13