Thematic Attic Thursday Plays With The Answering Machine!
Thematic Attic Thursday
Plays With The Answering Machine!
Answering messages can be a bit dull
– “Sorry, John’s not here right now”…
” Please leave a message after the tone”.<!–
Liven things up on Inane Answering Message Day
by getting creative,
being funny or silly with your message.
It’s Inane Message Day
Come have some fun!
JANUARY 30 National Inane Answering Message Day
Very cute indeed. Amazing what some of the messages end up being. At least better than the hang-up click though.
Hello all .. Welcome to Thematic Attic Thursday .. Bring you muse and you Insane Message and share .. Lets have a bit of fun .. Hugzzzzzzs Now .. :love: 🙂
THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE OPERATE
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Hello
This number is temperately disconnected
If youd like to leave a message
Press 1
If you like to speak to someone
Press 2
If you need this spoken in another language
Press 3
If you have not yet left your message
Press 4
If your still there at the of tone
Press 4
If your still there
Press 5
The if no one home
Press 6
Tone
Click
Thank you for your dim
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Written By: Bettie Davis ————————— © January 16 , 2o14
NO SENCE MESSAGE
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Tis the privilege
To talk nonsense in a world of your own
Where as in your words
Peeps would but have to ask twice
Huh what did you say now
Nothin would be just what it is
But what its not
Yet would so be fun
To keep ones guessin
What is it wouldnt be and what it wouldnt be would be you see
Just how much fun that would be
Dont for heavens sake be afraid of talking nonsense
But you must pay attention to your nonsense
It just might give you wings
Wings will fly
If you let them fly
And thats no lie
Try one day and so see
Now thats me little bit of none sense for the now
See how fun is waz and fun it talk
None sense
Huh
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Written By: Bettie Davis —————————————— © January 15 , 2o14
Hello, this is the Hot-4-U Hotline. We’re busy ingesting aphrodisiacs right now, but if you leave your name and phone and credit card numbers, we’ll get back to you with heavy breathing. $1.99 a minute.
Hello! You’ve reached the end of your rope. If you’ve already taken leave of your senses, tell us your name and number and we’ll keep calling, soliciting you to buy stuff you don’t want, until you crack.
Hiya kids, Hiya hiya. It’s me, Froggy The Gremlin! No I’m not here now, …what, did you think I have nothing better to do than sit by the phone all day waiting for some insignificant toad like you to call me? Bwahahahahaha! *click*
Hello, this is the National Security Administration. We’re — uh — not here right now. Really. Don’t bother to leave your name and number. We have it. As well as recordings of all your calls for the past several years. Yes, even those. No, we won’t erase them. But you SHOULD be ashamed of yourself…