My 1st Blog on Friend Burst!!!
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Things I Have Learned In The Last Week on FriendBurst
1. When losing an argument, throw as many extra subjects into the mix that have absolutely nothing to do with the orginal argument.
2. Call people names then cry like a school girl when they return in kind.
3. Rewrite history or edit blogs to make it look like you are not the liar that everyone knows you to be.
4. Use insane racist rants, then act like it was someone elses fault.
5. After using these insane racist rants, challenge others to call you a racist, then whine about it when they do.
6. Denounce drama because you are above it, but make sure you repeatedly cause or are involved in it.
7. Make your opponent seem inhuman, after all that’s what works in war, right?
8. Call your opponent a bully, all the while being one yourself.
9. If you repeat the same lie over and over and over again until even you are convinced that it’s true, then it must be true.
10. Jump other people for doing the exact same thing you have been doing for years, then deny that you do it.
11. Some people have no idea what or where a natural waist is, or how to measure it.
12. If you put @, # or an * in a word it magically makes it different.
13. If it looks like a pussy and acts like a pussy, it’s name must be Bill.
14. There are more cool people on Friend Burst than there are fucksticks.
Bitch slaps will be given to fucksticks that use the following words, phrases or any combination of either in the comment section.
Marxist, Fascist, Nazi, Communist, Hussein, Slavery, Baby Killer, Bitter, Weak, Little Person, Lazy, Welfare, Unemployed, Work for a Living, Bully, Bullied, Cyber Bullies, Goaded, KKK, Harry Fox, 2nd job, Thumb, Gouge, Eye, Dead Father, Suicide, Lawyer, Blocked, Ignored, Oscar Meyer, Deafening Silence or Victim.
Marxist, Fascist, Nazi, Communist, Hussein, Slavery, Baby Killer, Bitter, Weak, Little Person, Lazy, Welfare, Unemployed, Work for a Living, Bully, Bullied, Cyber Bullies, Goaded, KKK, Harry Fox, 2nd job, Thumb, Gouge, Eye, Dead Father, Suicide, Lawyer, Blocked, Ignored, Oscar Meyer, Deafening Silence or Victim.
Can I use @ # or *instead?
Since you came to my first blog on FriendBurst, thought I’d return the favor and show you some support for your first blog. One of the things I’ve learned on FriendBurst is the term “blockage” does not necessarily refer to a heart or arterial condition.
RC 😀
Are you telling the members what they can say and what they cannot say? Just asking. This is what I am reading.I am not posting bulettins or writing political blogs so I will not fit this category. Thank God. Just doing my poetry and plan to post my art work of sketching, black ink and, pastels.More fun and much more creative. Dont you think. Peace M.A.
There are some nice people here. Getting fed up with the rest gets annoying sometimes though. Congratulations on your first blog.
Phew! For a moment there I thought you were going to say Vegans. Hey, Can I say Drama? Drama blog!
😯 I can’t say Oscar Myer here? Cause my Bologna has a first name ….. etc.
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Way back in “The Day” (don’t you just love “the day”?” Talking about it gives one instant credibility), when Al Gore had just invented the internet, my very first e-nemy, my first opponent in the world of flaming and forums (not that much has changed since “the day”), was a guy who had a completely opposite opinion of mine for the little political corner we were both interested in, and we went at it like two dogs fighting over territory… It got nasty…
He had a weakness I chose not to exploit because it had nothing to do with the topic.
He was a HUGE fan (inappropriately so for a man in his 40’s) of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. He made fan pages for MJH, the actress who played Sabrina… It seemed to borderline paedophelic, but out of respect, I didn’t got there.
There is little of this honor left on the Internets as there was back in “The Day” (BTW, “The Day” was 1997).
Why am I bringing this up? To compare then and now? To boast how I’ve been doing this for a while? No… None of those. It’s your screenname. See, the actress who played Sabrina was named Melissa Hart.
Please tell me you are NOT Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
Shit M, I think the last blog I read of yours was THE blog. That was always going to be a tough one to top. Great stuff 😉
Nice blog. Can I say Softcase?
Congratulations on your first blog 😀
Dropping by to show some love! :love:
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Can we add “Death Of A President” to that list?
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I have a huge Tail too,just sayin…
Holy crap! A blogger who has not blocked me! :love:
Forgive me madam for I have sinned many times this week. I am guilty of #6, #7, #8 and number 10. I have already faced excommunication for causing much butthurt to the animal rights and vegan folks—and was retrained to never defend myself again when these special folks attack. I have been told that all I have to do is press the Report button and vengence will be mine… 😈
PS…Nice to meet you. Those attacks on you were breathtakingly deflected. You are black belt material! :love:
Dont know how I missed this but its been bookmarked and I will return in about 6 hours time. I have a half day today lol
Welcome to Friendburst!!!
First time it hurts, after, became a pleasure. 🙂
Wait, I speak, for my case. My first blog on Friendburst, was my first day of blogging era. I’m just scratching a blackboard.
Congrats on first blog. If you like lots of comments, I see you well kow how to get those. Takes me usually about three months on here to accumulate 78 comments. But then I suppose my stuff is boring as hell. Oh, I must insert (though I have no idea why) that I am unemployed. 🙂
LMAO! You are good. You are good, I even found myself in there I think. lol. You are so blunt but so true. Exept, I do not understand one part….why can’t we use the “E” word mentioned on the bottom? 🙂
I hereby demand that Lady Hart, that sensational, exciting and absolutely unbelievably classy woman bring her blogging skills before the friendburst audience at least one more time!!!!
Still waiting for blog #2…. :love: 😆 😆 😆