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Adventures of Freaky Witch Ep 2

Miss Creepy is spinning her web like mad. Freaky Witch looks and says,

“What’s up little one?”

Miss Creepy stops and points to the front of the house.

“Oh really? That again?”

Miss Creepy waves her leg at the protection bottle.

“Got ya honey. Thanks”

Freaky Witch knew it was time to fight another battle.

Meanwhile on planet WhoreseeFuk, the grand villains are stewing in their own juices.

“How can we get that Freaky Witch? It’s all her fault, she messes up everything.”

“We must get the Earthling boy back, I don’t want to break my nails doing work.”

“I hear you, Country Cunt, I kinda miss the boy’s attention.”

“You would, Two-faced Twat.”

Freaky Witch knew she was in for a time. She wasn’t sure what was heading her way. Just then, the communicator went off. It was Two-faced Twat asking Freaky Witch to forgive her, because she had issues and Freaky Witch should be the adult. Freaky Witch was appalled, and her stomach turned. After all the disrespect, hurt, and inconsideration, not to mention, the udder disregard for her son’s feelings….She wanted to scream.

Freaky Witch’s brain was working over time. There were many things she would like to do, but none of them were what she considered to be full of love. She was pissed.

Freaky Witch thought about tomorrow. It was Galactic Fool’s day.She thought about texting Two-faced Twat, and saying she forgave her and Galactic Fools. Oh, That would be so awesome. Then if Two-faced Twat got mad Freaky Witch could just simply say,

“It was a joke. Can’t you take a joke?”

Then, Freaky Witch got an almost evil idea. A deliciously evil idea- To enlist the help of Flamey Flame. Flamey Flame was a force of suppressed flamey homosexuality that had the hots for Freaky Witch’s son, and he couldn’t stand Two-faced Twat. All it would take was a communicator communication to let him know.

What will Freaky Witch do next? Will she turn to the dark side? Darth Vader is there, and he’s hot. It’s very appealing. 👿