I Have Forgotten More Than You Will Ever Know

I recently read that in a blog I was visiting. I refuse to caress his ego so I did not respond.

By the time I was 13, I had read every book in the two public libraries in my hometown. My mother had to check out the books for me because of my age.

I have forgotten a lot of what I read.

My grandfather was a mathematical genius. He was one of those people that could beat a calculator no matter how difficult the problem was. He taught me the shortcuts he used and I did quite well at math in school. Through non-use I have forgotten most of them. He even had a shortcut to figure out logarithmic problems.

I have read every book on economics published before 1963. I have read every book of philosophy written before 1963. I have even read a few published since then.

So let me go on record as having forgotten more than any of you will ever know.

56 Comments

  • Hardcase says:

    My mother had to check out the books for me because of my age.

    ??? What ??? Where did you grow up? Because I had a Library Card in First Grade and could check out books whenever I wanted. ??? An age limit to check out books? 13 years old? Come now….do you reallt expect us to believe that??? :entertained:

  • Lady_Hart says:

    You know John, I deserved that. I dared to question the all knowing, all seeing wise one.

    Just who the fuck do I think I am anyway??

  • Joko says:

    Oh yeah?? I have forgotten than I have ever known!

    Which is not an easy thing to do.

  • dropdeadkennedy says:

    It’s great that you have read alot 🙂 But has it gone further than simply reading;into the realm of what you have read inspiring you to think for yourself and not merely repeat by rote?

  • Kay says:

    I couldn’t check out library books for the “older kids” until I was 12 years old. So, like, you, my mother checked them out for me.

  • Kay says:

    Good lord, we might have learned something about sex. Or licorice. Whatever.

  • mike b says:

    Well, you may have forgotten more than I’ll ever know… but I bet I may have forgotten more than you’ve forgotten, due to heavy marijuana use in high school. That is all. 🙂

  • LethalAmbrose says:

    So?

  • Weissdorn says:

    I learned to read when I was four, and somehow they thought I was doing it wrong, because I couldn’t read orally, so I had to re-learn it when I was eight. I was instructed in my first foreign language at ten. In the meantime I’ve read works all sorts of things in multiple languages (although I must admit modern economics and politics don’t particularly interest me), was awarded four difficult piloting licenses in a single year as a foreigner, figured out a mathematical formula that three engineers whose surname was “Doctor” said there was no formula for, designed equipment for a boat, and taught myself to program SQL from scatch without a course. My Calibre library holds over 15,000 works, mostly non-fiction, including works from Hegel, Newton, Keppler, Kant, Nietzsche, Jung and Schopenhauer.

    However, I would not be so presumptuious as to assume I have forgotten more than you shall ever learn, since I don’t know you very well, and I’m not very intelligent to begin with. You see, my IQ is only 87 (100 is average intelligence). So when people say I’m stupid, I must confess they are essentially correct. I can’t even solve relatively simple puzzles such as Rubrik Cubes, and those quiz questions pertaining to “name the next number in this series of numbers” are beyond my comprehension. 😮

  • marthamagenta says:

    I’ve forgotten what I’ve forgotten 🙄

  • the_shepherd says:

    Well I guess you do not read that well, because even a dumb African like me can see that I say very clearly on my profile that I reject all friend requests that do not come with some kind of reason why you are sending request.

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