Just Spammin’ for some love!
I just finished checking my email from another social website that I have a profile on and found this email in my messages folder:
“HelloHow are you doing?,your profile seem incredible and special, and also an incredibly passionate woman, I love that. Am an open minded,honest, sincere, affectionate, passionate, succesful, kind, fun and a loving man who is seeking for true Love, I really want to meet one special person. As for me, I look better in person !
I would love to have one man who’s smart and fun, Caring and understanding . I will be glad if we could get to know each other better, i will wait for your response,Get me at ********17@yahoo.com and the service provider is yahoo! Am sure you can crack that code. Let’s see how smart you are smart you are i hope to read from you soon…”
Well considering this guy isn’t quite sure if he wants a woman or a man (heck, maybe he would like both. I think he can find some really hot he-shes or she-males around cyberspace if only he looked hard enough)
Okay, maybe he’ll have to look REALLY hard! I think I’ll have to pass on emailing this guy back, but as I as I scroll through more of my emails, I find this one:
“Hello Dear, How are you doing?…My name is Stan F**** i am from United State Of America..I browse through your profile and picked the interest to know more about you….and to see if you are the woman i have been searching for in my life…so i would like if you could write back to me and let me know details about your self.You may choose to contact via my email address(********@gmail.com) Wish to get your mail sooner. Best wish…”
Wow! I know education here in America can be questioned sometimes but still, I would hope someone from the good ol’ USA would write just a BIT better than this 😛 Think I’ll have to pass on this one, too. Sorry Stan. Hope someone else can “pick your interest” to get to know as much as I did. (I swear, sounds like shades of Ricky Ricardo to me. “Hey Lucy, you got some ‘splainin to do.”)
So, these emails have left me wondering this. How many of you reading this, men and women alike, have received such unsolicited declarations of love and admiration from strange people on these social networks or elsewhere, what was your most interesting, and have you ever replied to your “admirer”?
Sweetie, you should feel really flattered, this is what I found yesterday when I went to myspace.
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Reminds of all the men who used to chat my wife up on myspace. You can’t help laughing at soe of the things they said and did. From nudies, to declarations of undying love through to loving advise about being careful about the “sort of person” you get married to. Crazy shit from crazy people. Guess, it started putting her off
if they spam me they spam with hate ,not love. 🙄
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Wow…Some people…I have had a few strange ones, myself. I had one person, that with the very first contact, hinting to me that she needed some financial assistance. Then sometimes, they are just saying they want to know me better, and if I go to their email address (not their profile) they will show me more pictures. Usually, if they have a profile on the site, they have only one friend (administration) and you can block them five times and they will still have profiles waiting to take up where the others left off.
This stuff constitutes the majority of my email at any given time… I had in fact posted the male version of this entry a few months back, in a previous lifetime before you got here. Yeah, it’ a real buzzkiller
Yes, at least once a week I get some random e-mail from some weirdo! Says they read my profile, and are interested??? Well if they are so interested they would have read I am married with 15 grandkids! Hasn’t happened so much here, but on myspace it was crazy! The nerve of some, and if they get nasty I say to them would you say that to me if we had met(in person) at a bar or coffee house? Usually shuts them up! 😉