Your troll forgot to mention a new kind of target that needs to be taken down a peg unique to this FriendBurst place. Those narcissistic bloggers who feel the need to put a tag on each blog with their own name so that their name shows up really big in the tag cloud. Jeez. Who do these people think they are???
STFU Stwed, you old cuntbag. How’s that? If you need more, message me at gofuckyourself.com. Now for the obligatory LOL. ORLY??? NO U. NOE YEW. KNOW EWE. IDFC….IFLY, STWED.
Yes friends, if you act now, for only $19.95 you can have our latest invention called the lil Troll killer in your own home. It acts at a high pitched sound tuned only for troll ears. Completely sanctioned by the Humane Society ( after a sizable donation ) It works silently in your home to keep those slimy fuckers far away. Let’s turn down the pitch so you can see how it works:
***”LEW-zer……NO diiiick…..LEW-zer……NO diiick…”***
You can clearly see just how effective this works on those little bastards. Act now and we will throw in a purse size can of “Troll PIZZOFF!!” Keep it in your purse or car for those emergency situations. Call now, operators are standing by…
Well folks, we’re just about outta time. Troll problems? Just give us a call, we have 24 hr service. 1-800-FUK-TROLZ. Remember that number, 1-800-FUK-TROLZ. Anytime you need a hand, it’s 1-800-FUK-TROLZ.
*Cue Music*
Trollin’ Trollin’ Trollin’
Keep em movin’, movin’, movin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them Trollies movin’ Trollhide!
Don’t try to understand ’em,
Just rope and throw and grab ’em,
Soon we’ll be posting high and wide.
Boy my heart’s calculatin’
Happy blogs will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of my ride.
Move ’em on, head ’em up,
Head ’em up, move ’em out,
Move ’em on, head ’em out Trollhide!
Set ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, let ’em out,
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in Trollhide.
Trollin’, Trollin’, Trollin’
Trollhide!
Trollin’, Trollin’, Trollin’
Though the blogs are swollen
Keep them Trollies rollin’
Trollhide!
Thru rain and wind and weather
Lash em with my leather
Wishin’ a Mod was by my side.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good blogginz, humor, and dissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride
CHORUS
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Trollhide
Count ’em out, ride ’em in,
Ride ’em in, count ’em out,
Count ’em out, ride ’em in
Trollhide!
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them trollies movin’
Trollhide!
Don’t try to understand ’em
Just rope, throw, and brand ’em
Soon we’ll be posting high and wide.
My hearts calculatin’
Happy blogs will be waitin’,
Be waitin’ at the end of my ride.
Very well done , funny and sad at the same time because they cause allot of emotional damage
Thanks for posting xx
Angelica
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Quite amusing. :’)
inorite!
I think this is one of my favorite blogs!
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I heart this very much!
People saying that we want no drama here on Friendburst are so lame. We do so want drama, but only the funnee kind, ok?
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trollz be fallen down on thier jobz. bad trollz.
Great blog! Love your sense of humor!
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your character is fat and the popcorn looks bland. Add butter….
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Mmmm…Let’s make popcorn balls!!!
I love the fun trolls. Trolling is an art when done right. Some idiots don’t do it right, so if they get blown off the site…. *shrugs*
Heeeeelarious!
Your troll forgot to mention a new kind of target that needs to be taken down a peg unique to this FriendBurst place. Those narcissistic bloggers who feel the need to put a tag on each blog with their own name so that their name shows up really big in the tag cloud. Jeez. Who do these people think they are???
joko
Oh my- another great one!!!
damn, u got big letters. how did u do that?
lol
Good one
LOL Love it! Your art is awesome and this one is hilarious!
Why u mad tho?
What more could i want? Leaving with a big smile, an education about trolls and popcorn. Thanks.
Trolls are like rain and mudslides… they happen. I rely on the time honored method of dealing with them. Don’t feed them, they starve and go away.
STFU Stwed, you old cuntbag. How’s that? If you need more, message me at gofuckyourself.com. Now for the obligatory LOL. ORLY??? NO U. NOE YEW. KNOW EWE. IDFC….IFLY, STWED.
Yes friends, if you act now, for only $19.95 you can have our latest invention called the lil Troll killer in your own home. It acts at a high pitched sound tuned only for troll ears. Completely sanctioned by the Humane Society ( after a sizable donation ) It works silently in your home to keep those slimy fuckers far away. Let’s turn down the pitch so you can see how it works:
***”LEW-zer……NO diiiick…..LEW-zer……NO diiick…”***
You can clearly see just how effective this works on those little bastards. Act now and we will throw in a purse size can of “Troll PIZZOFF!!” Keep it in your purse or car for those emergency situations. Call now, operators are standing by…
Well folks, we’re just about outta time. Troll problems? Just give us a call, we have 24 hr service. 1-800-FUK-TROLZ. Remember that number, 1-800-FUK-TROLZ. Anytime you need a hand, it’s 1-800-FUK-TROLZ.
*Cue Music*
Trollin’ Trollin’ Trollin’
Keep em movin’, movin’, movin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them Trollies movin’ Trollhide!
Don’t try to understand ’em,
Just rope and throw and grab ’em,
Soon we’ll be posting high and wide.
Boy my heart’s calculatin’
Happy blogs will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of my ride.
Move ’em on, head ’em up,
Head ’em up, move ’em out,
Move ’em on, head ’em out Trollhide!
Set ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, let ’em out,
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in Trollhide.
Trollin’, Trollin’, Trollin’
Trollhide!
Trollin’, Trollin’, Trollin’
Though the blogs are swollen
Keep them Trollies rollin’
Trollhide!
Thru rain and wind and weather
Lash em with my leather
Wishin’ a Mod was by my side.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good blogginz, humor, and dissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride
CHORUS
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Trollhide
Count ’em out, ride ’em in,
Ride ’em in, count ’em out,
Count ’em out, ride ’em in
Trollhide!
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them trollies movin’
Trollhide!
Don’t try to understand ’em
Just rope, throw, and brand ’em
Soon we’ll be posting high and wide.
My hearts calculatin’
Happy blogs will be waitin’,
Be waitin’ at the end of my ride.
Trollhide!
Trollhide!
Very well done , funny and sad at the same time because they cause allot of emotional damage
Thanks for posting xx
Angelica