The Sixth Friendburst Caption Contest!
Welcome to The Sixth Friendburst Caption Contest!
Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment.
NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted.
Then on Thursday at 7 PM EDT the contest for that week will close. Cheryl and I will pick our three favorites and rank them. No more than one entry from each entrant will be eligible to be included in the top three each week. Friendburst Activities Crew will not be eligible to win.
Weekly winners win Friendburst credits! First place gets 1500, Second Place 1000, Third place 500. Don’t ask how much that translates into in real US money. We don’t want to disincentivize you!
WINNERS OF LAST WEEK’S CONTEST #5!
3rd Place: italianogirl: I thought I told you never to sneak up on me when I’m thinking!
2nd Place: DonaldCharb: Do you like what I’ve done with the place?
1st Place: A-Rhodi: Umh…Hi, you Frank? Love Line sent me.
Congratulations winners, and thanks to all participants! It made me feel in the pink! -Bob/Scotorum
If you have any images you believe might be suitable for a future challenge, please friend me and send the image or the code to me http://www.friendburst.com/Scotorum/
Here’s this week’s barebones caption image!


this is whatcha get from throwing up
I was on the internet a little too long…
You told me to get down to the bear BONES!!!
Im still waiting for the Mr Right .lol
I’m a very patient person
I have such a boney butt
Still waiting for someone to reply to me on myxxxxx
Look! NO WRINKLES!
I’m FINALLY a size “0”!!!!!
even in the afterlife…. I am addicted to my coffee
lose much?
they left me here
this is whatcha get when you do hair-of-the-dog
I live in L.A.
all I ate today was a tick-tac
I ate my husbands cooking
hellova protein drink..init?
Talk about drinking yourself to death!
This new Latte is a killer!
You can “think about it” for way to long!
NO BARE BONES ABOUT IT ~ WA ~ WA OFFERS THE BEST BREW IN TOWN!
Baby Don’t Fear The Reaper !
they told me to lose a couple pounds….
you only wish your bones would show
don’t drink whats in this freaken cup
look what worry does?
still waiting for his reply
waiting for my ship to come in
eat me to the bone
Literally bored to death!
I’m feelin a little tight……
closin the place down……..
waitin for the stock market to rise…..
I’m drained….
Oh,my…Where did life go
The service is so slow around here and I’m still waiting for my coffee to be warmed up.
I’m bad to the bone!
Whyyy ??? Wont They Just Listen Tooo Meee !!! 🙁
😯 Sumpins Eattin At Meee ???
Da Buzzards Picked Myyy Brain…Den Came Da Wolves !!!
Hav III Got AAA Bone ??? Tooo Pick Wit You !!!
Talk About ??? Havin AAA Boner !!!
III’m Bone Deaf !!!
😯 Stick & Stones Maaay Very Welll Break Myyy Bones !!!
E.T Bone Home !!!
Da Doggie Got Myyy Bone !!!
Bury Myyy Bones Before III Stink Up Da Place !!!
Lets Face It !!! III Got Nooo Face !!!
Talk About Workin Myself Tooo Da Bone !!!
Dis Chairs Hurtin Myyy Boney Ass !!!
Welll Dat Was AAA Bonehead Stunt !!!
III Caaant Even Remember Da Last Time III Had Bowel Movement ???
Everyting Just Gooo’s Straight Thru Meee !!!
Chit !!! Charmin Wont Even Help Dis Boney Butt !!! 😯
III Got AAA Skele-TON Of Tings on Myyy Mind !!!
III Lost Da Shirt & Pants Off Myyy Back Wit Dat Last Ponzi Scheme !!!
Nut Tooo Mention Everything Else !!!
III Lost Myyy Ballls Sum Time Back !!!
Back Tooo Barebone Essentials !!!
III Bring New Meanin Tooo Bareback Riding !!!
III’m Bringin Barebones Tooo Da Table !!!
Been Watchin Myyy Weight Ass Of Late !!!
Damn Your Talkin Myyy Ass & Ear Off !!!
Its AAA Bare Minimum Request !!!
Honest Mom III’m Eattin !!!
III’m Sooo Skinny Da Dog Sniffed Myyy Ass & Walked Awaaay !!!
The service really slow around here.
Damn Da BoneYard’s Sooo Fulll III’ve Been Put On AAA Bucketlist ???
AT&T Stilll Hav Meee On Hold !!!
III Ate Bein Put On Hold !!!
The Thinker.
I took a bonehead math course–Consumer Math. I advise against the course.
I have this distinct feeling I left something at home.
Don’t you people know that it’s not cool to like Starbucks?
This is too fun! Fantastic entries, everyone … 😆
Here’s the dilemna we all face this time of year:
Sigh! Everything seems to go right through me
Wonder why these Earthlings keep staring. I’m sure I copied their frames exactly when I beamed down here
I should have worn a raincoat when I went through the carwash
I just want to smoke and get thin
still waiting for myspace to realize they screwed up!!!
Myspace Hath Finally Come Tooo Dis !!!
Hi Myyy Names Tom !!! & III’m Really Sorry III Sold Myspace Tooo Da Wolves !!!
Myspace Iss Now NoooSpace !!!
Myyy Patience Hath Worn Thin !!!
Talk About Grin & Bare It !!!
Put AAA Blanket On Meee Its Cold Out Here !!!
Stick AAA Fork In Meee… III’m Done !!!
♪♫♪ Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone ♪♫♪
No thanks I’m waiting on my refill.
I thought I only dozed off for a minute.
He will bring my paper back
acdc given a dog a bone
It’s the last time I bring my car to this shop.
How long does it take to close on a house anyway?
It was the predatory lenders
You know that friendly feller, George Donner? He said he had a bone to pick with me!
Now here’s my husband, Highlander’s, contribution: That @#$%! George Donner. I know ALL them straws were short!
So I said, “Let’s get down to the bare bones”
I had an itch
Day old coffee just goes right through me…Sigh….
Boney Moroney Da Baloney Went Thru Meee LickaWeeek Ole Calzoney ~