Thanks so much for the Sunday Evening chuckle — on so many levels. I can’t even begin to imagine what to write for this theme, but looking forward to reading what is posted.
Baconize me
With your Bacon eyes
Look in my eyes why’s?
sizzle me
macgizzle me please
lay me down on the table
disable my bacon con con nn
why tomatoe fell off the bun hun
and the pickle was pickled a hellova long fricken time ago!
YOU HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THIS BACON BIOCHE!!!
bacon magic
delicious meat
sizzling and hot
what a treat
watch your fingers
can be very hot
tasty and mouthwatering
hits the spot
when finished
senses are flying
licking salty lips
so satisfying…
I want bacon
Where the bacon
Bacon in the mornin
Bacon in the evenin too
Bacon at super time
Bacon bacon
I need moo bacon
Stir fried
Steamed
Boiled
Half done
Just gimme bacon
Ill sing for sum bacon
Dance a little ifiin ya want
Just gimme gimme bacon
So, since I do not eat bacon
Guess I could do a poem as here bacon 😯
Sizzling hot as you make not
Only hope the night stops
Wanting home sweet home you make tops
After being with you need my Peach schnapps 🙄
I never could have imagined,
I never would have guessed
that pigs could really fly
way up in the sky,
unless I had seen them
everywhere I looked,
all over Cincinnati
and flying up so high.
I saw them high;
I saw them low;
I saw them flying
everywhere.
I saw them
on street corners,
on buildings so fair;
I saw them
on light poles;
I saw them
absolutely
everywhere.
So now I know
that pigs do fly
and that things
never thought possible
really can come true.
And I’d much rather see them
flying in the air with a smile
than hear them sizzling
for breakfast in a frying pan.
I’m so very glad to know now
that pigs do really fly.
.
LOST MY SIZZLE
.
.
.
Awakened to the smell of bacon frying
and coffee perking, drifting up the stair
Sending some long ago memories flying
days gone by, they catch me unaware
I yawn and stretch and head for a piddle
lost in a fog arriving from way back when
Like a dream that’s caught in the middle
of sleeping and waking, of now and then
an old man stands at the mirror and stares
at the long ago boy that he used to be
Mothers breakfast waiting down stairs
And he hurries down after his mornin’ pee
And see’s his barroom conquest at his table
A McDonald’s breakfast waits at his kitchen chair
Mornin’ Joe! Got you breakfast my name is Mable
You look like hell there still beer in the Frigidaire
B…ecause pigs are not the most attractive animals around
E…veryone cooks them to make them look better
C…reating an aroma that even the pig would be proud of
O…vens, grills, and breakfast depend on the pigs of the world
N…ever stop eating bacon…It makes the pigs feel needed
Mistaken Bacon
Fer Beeef III Seee ~
AAA Toads AAA Toad
& His Ass Isss Greeen !!!
Leg’s Alll Rubbery ~
Slick It Seeems !!!
Ass Meant Fer Bumpin
Ona Lily Leaf ~
Meee Tinks ???
Meant Fer Makin Bacon
Wit AAA Toadette Of Pink !!!
Taste Real Good…
Wit Mayonaise Tomato & Sez Meee Seeeds !!!
Leave Off Da Dilll Pickle !!!
Heeey Dat Tickles !!!
As Sheee Sez Wherz Again Isss Da Beeef ???
III’ma Achin Fer Sum Bacon ~
Wit AAA Big Hunka Beeef !!!
Wats Jumpin Inda Bag ???
While Wit AAA Smile
It Excites Meee !!!
AAA Pig Ina Poke ???
& AAA Joke Up Ur Sleeeeve’s !!!
AA Hog Becomes AAA Frog ???
In Myyy Mid-Daaay Dream !!!
Wats Bigger Inda Poke…
Sumtimes Deceives !!!
AAA Pig Ina Poke !!!
Aint What It Seeems !!!
magic here
wow
with bacon
you all have
surprised me
The ones I thought would Didn’t
You guys are amazing you can even make BACON magic wow!!!
You truly are
Your own magic
Thank you for being of your own!
I have bacon tears :love: :love: :love: :love:
J.T. and Mary
You may continue to write
The bacon legacy
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turnin’ up the heat
get your sizzle
on
Thanks so much for the Sunday Evening chuckle — on so many levels. I can’t even begin to imagine what to write for this theme, but looking forward to reading what is posted.
hahhahahahahah here is a killer song I have here I so love this guys
Breakfast
After
Connecting
One
Night
Baconize me
With your Bacon eyes
Look in my eyes why’s?
sizzle me
macgizzle me please
lay me down on the table
disable my bacon con con nn
why tomatoe fell off the bun hun
and the pickle was pickled a hellova long fricken time ago!
YOU HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THIS BACON BIOCHE!!!
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bacon magic
delicious meat
sizzling and hot
what a treat
watch your fingers
can be very hot
tasty and mouthwatering
hits the spot
when finished
senses are flying
licking salty lips
so satisfying…
cherie c2011
cpc magic monday
jt and mary
BACON PLEASE
I want bacon
Where the bacon
Bacon in the mornin
Bacon in the evenin too
Bacon at super time
Bacon bacon
I need moo bacon
Stir fried
Steamed
Boiled
Half done
Just gimme bacon
Ill sing for sum bacon
Dance a little ifiin ya want
Just gimme gimme bacon
Written By: Bettie Davis ——————————————– © October o9 , 2o11
So, since I do not eat bacon
Guess I could do a poem as here bacon 😯
Sizzling hot as you make not
Only hope the night stops
Wanting home sweet home you make tops
After being with you need my Peach schnapps 🙄
I just had to . . . .
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FLYING SO HIGH
I never could have imagined,
I never would have guessed
that pigs could really fly
way up in the sky,
unless I had seen them
everywhere I looked,
all over Cincinnati
and flying up so high.
I saw them high;
I saw them low;
I saw them flying
everywhere.
I saw them
on street corners,
on buildings so fair;
I saw them
on light poles;
I saw them
absolutely
everywhere.
So now I know
that pigs do fly
and that things
never thought possible
really can come true.
And I’d much rather see them
flying in the air with a smile
than hear them sizzling
for breakfast in a frying pan.
I’m so very glad to know now
that pigs do really fly.
(c) barbara kausteklis 10-9-11
.
LOST MY SIZZLE
.
.
.
Awakened to the smell of bacon frying
and coffee perking, drifting up the stair
Sending some long ago memories flying
days gone by, they catch me unaware
I yawn and stretch and head for a piddle
lost in a fog arriving from way back when
Like a dream that’s caught in the middle
of sleeping and waking, of now and then
an old man stands at the mirror and stares
at the long ago boy that he used to be
Mothers breakfast waiting down stairs
And he hurries down after his mornin’ pee
And see’s his barroom conquest at his table
A McDonald’s breakfast waits at his kitchen chair
Mornin’ Joe! Got you breakfast my name is Mable
You look like hell there still beer in the Frigidaire
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Archived image unavailable
B…ecause pigs are not the most attractive animals around
E…veryone cooks them to make them look better
C…reating an aroma that even the pig would be proud of
O…vens, grills, and breakfast depend on the pigs of the world
N…ever stop eating bacon…It makes the pigs feel needed
Great blog with some fun writes! I don’t eat bacon myself, but here is a little something! 🙂 :love:
~
Mistaken Bacon
Fer Beeef III Seee ~
AAA Toads AAA Toad
& His Ass Isss Greeen !!!
Leg’s Alll Rubbery ~
Slick It Seeems !!!
Ass Meant Fer Bumpin
Ona Lily Leaf ~
Meee Tinks ???
Meant Fer Makin Bacon
Wit AAA Toadette Of Pink !!!
Taste Real Good…
Wit Mayonaise Tomato & Sez Meee Seeeds !!!
Leave Off Da Dilll Pickle !!!
Heeey Dat Tickles !!!
As Sheee Sez Wherz Again Isss Da Beeef ???
Written Byyy Bump ~
Overseeen Byyy Bess ~ 😳
As g.T’s Catchin Up On Yesterdazes Blog ~
Eattin AAA Cold Bacon Sandwich & Sippin Sum Ice Tea !!! 😉
® TM © WITHIN…
AAA Pig Ina Poke !!!
III’ma Achin Fer Sum Bacon ~
Wit AAA Big Hunka Beeef !!!
Wats Jumpin Inda Bag ???
While Wit AAA Smile
It Excites Meee !!!
AAA Pig Ina Poke ???
& AAA Joke Up Ur Sleeeeve’s !!!
AA Hog Becomes AAA Frog ???
In Myyy Mid-Daaay Dream !!!
Wats Bigger Inda Poke…
Sumtimes Deceives !!!
AAA Pig Ina Poke !!!
Aint What It Seeems !!!
Written Byyy Bess !!!
lol… & Overseeen Byyy g.T ~
Heeey You Guys Are Just Mean !!!
® TM © WITHIN…
All such wonderful poetry, images, songs, videos and smiles posted. Awesome all!
I have to say…
There has been some
magic here
wow
with bacon
you all have
surprised me
The ones I thought would Didn’t
You guys are amazing you can even make BACON magic wow!!!
You truly are
Your own magic
Thank you for being of your own!
I have bacon tears :love: :love: :love: :love:
J.T. and Mary
You may continue to write
The bacon legacy