I FARTED ON IT
I saw this sign in my neighborhood and thought it somewhat odd…
Bless thy pets? Okay. Why not?
Was forced to leave my bicycle locked all day in an unattended area yesterday as my normal busses don’t run on Sunday, and there was no room on my alternate route’s bus for bikes. Nine hours later, I return to find my bicycle seat stolen.
Bastards. I hope they know I farted on it. Many times.
Note how the little luggage rack thingy above the back tire is kind of bent? That’s the power of my ass.
If you’ll remember a couple months back, I went and had a conversation with the upstairs neighbor about trying to keep their nosey children from “visiting” me at my bedroom window. It totally worked! They now RUN by window without a hint of lingering.
Or I should say they used to. I haven’t heard any of their constant little children noises these last couple days. Then yesterday, I walk out onto our shared front yard to find this…
It wasn’t me. I swear.
Bliss The Cat looks suspiciously pleased though.
pfthahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Youre the best!!!! :love:
That is one powerful ass you have there J. bent that rack like it was a twig,that is scary ass power…. 😯
Friggen thieves I despise them….it’s gotten to the point that you have to take everything with you now a days.
The front wheel was lucky to survive if you ask me J……losing the seat is bad enough I know but it could have been worse….phukers usually take everything that isn’t bolted down.
Bliss the blessed kitteh…..lolololol……
😉
An awesome caption for that last pic would be “You’re next!”
Sorry to hear about your seat. 🙁
I like Lutherans. Gay and Women Bishops. I think Jesus would be pleased
I try to remember that when people say Christians on Friendburst they are generally not talking about the Lutherans, Episcopalians and Methodists. With 2 billion people calling themselves Christian you will have some diversity.
Sensing Bliss blessings.
I always keep my shovel handy, just in case.
That SUCKS! 🙁 But Lemur is right. You are lucky they didn’t take a wheel or two as well. I see stripped bike carcuses attached to poles quite often in my neck of the woods. Now my question is how did you get home? Did you have to walk all the way back?
About your neighbor’s kids untimely “disappearance”…at least you can save money now on Halloween candy. 8) 😉
I once defoliated an entire forest with a careful sphincter blast. Gas is power. Ask Exon.
Heheh. I love it (the little graves; not the theft). 😀
You’re really gonna appreciate that licence…
Joe.
Blessing only works if you believe in them; otherwise a person is just an observer. The cat and two graves remind me of a Stephen King’s novel which name I forgot. :entertained:
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Bummer on the bike seat. When I first read it I thought the whole bike was gone. Maybe you should take the seat off and carry it with you to work on Sundays. I’m sad to think you will continue to pay for your past addiction for many years in many ways. But at least you are free man, with a job, and new life. Count your own blessings.