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W.T.F. Smackdown #1 Boo Vs. Ru

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W.T.F. Smackdown #1

Boo vs. Ru

There was thunderstorm elecricity in the air
The crowd were chanting amid the fireworks
And it escallated into a maelstrom as Boo walked into the rink

“Boo Boo Boo Boo !”

Commentators :

Looks like we are in for a big one tonight Stan
Well yes Jack we have a full house here to see the first W.T.F Smackdown between two poets
And the crowd are going wild for the Boo one as She Shows her stuff

Oh wait…here comes ru

Whappabub Whappabub (firepot explosions)

ru is struttin in like her owns the place
And the crowd are still Booing him

Takes off his shirt and….
Look at those baggy tits
Yup he’s all poet allright Stan

I think we are going to see mince meat tonight Jack
I couldn’t agree more Stan

Oh wait the ref is holding ru back
He’s saying something
Hes throws his shirt at the Boo
And stomps his feet on the floor

The Boo looks unimpressed Jack
She’s yelling something back at him
Oh wait She…
Did She just call him a Mammaltree ?
I think she did Stan…
And the crowd are going wild with anticipation

Two of them come out of their corners
The refs reading them the riot act

“No sissy punches…not eye gouging…no nipple tweaks and no hair pulling do I make myself clear !”

Ding Ding

round 1

And were off …
The two circle each other
And ru lunges

“I woke up in the sea one day
The see of unemployed
Although its voice was soft and warm
It’s face was cold and void”

OOhhhhhh that’s gotta hurt
Boo is realing from that move !
Dead on Stan He has her on the ropes with that one
Oh wait, She shakes her head and comes Back…with…

Boo shakes her head
Oh no you didnt just do that now um madd as fire
And um gonna git ya but good commin at ya wit all iiis got
Better watch out cause it aint gonna be pretty
Some body better hold me back
Cause um commin though
And iiis aim ta hurt and hurt bad

The clouds were filled wit smoke
Fire works waz going off in all discretion at once
The crowd went wild at the explosions
Its gonna be a lump bumpin nite ta nite as Boo
Throws back her hair wit pride
Know she had the round covered at best

Jack its your call
Stan starts ta count
One two three ahhhhhh at the count of four
Boo got tumbled off now its looks like shes plenty mad at the ru – watch out
Shes stark ravin mad sweat poppin every where oh no

Is she callin him out
It looks mighty like it Stan
She shoutin out some thany I can not reconvert the language but she is raggin mad
What language is that she speakin
I dont tink we wanna know Jack wit that attitude
We just better sit back and watch

Ooooooh no
They have collide in the middle of the ring
Break um up break um up I timk I see blood commin from one of them dont know who just yet
Oh is it ru ahhhhhh dunnno know but but
The ref go in the separate them

Boo now back in her corner
And the ru in her she looks tire and beat
Whos call is it gonna be Stan the bell rings they both come out swinin what a nite Jack
Neither one givin in to the other its gonna be a tight call on the battle ta night may have ta throw in the towel on this one

Boo stands tall
She Delivers

To the doctor goes she for the meds for her ails
She has a bad habit of biting her nails
Mars was spinning maniacally
God whacked it with his bat spectacularly
Mars went high it went far it went deep into infinity
Buzz Light year to the rescue
But not so far the milky way did not keep it
On the moon she did sit
The dragging dribble of her blood

Oh my GOD and rusky’d down !
Yeah stan I don’t think he’s going to come back from that one
Wait…he’s getting up…my god look at the Boo’s eyes
She’s got blood in there all right
The ref’s seperating them
Boo wants to stomp his succulent ass right now but ru is up and he’s…he’s

Holy cow he has another line…
The crowd is going crazy as he slamms the Boo into the ropes
What’s that
What’s that he’s saying ?

I saw you mid a full moon circle
Your eyes your smile your gaze
I found you on a ship at sea
A place I called amaze

Ohhhhh!!! and Boo is just standin there Jack
Thats right Stan She saw right thru that tackle
She’s circling like a Vulture with those Bad assed eyes and ru…
Hell lets face it Stan…I would not want to be ru right now

Neither would I
She poises and here it comes

“My senses left here reeling
Empty void of any human feeling
Layers of hurt layer by layer unpeeling
Letting go of the past so freeing hairy than a big Baboon
Im gonna change my tune
This fragile heart has endured too much pain
Stronger now than ever imagined thinking of all I gained
And yet cry over and over again
Having lost my true love and very best friend
Heart tumbling end over end from your love I much refrain”

Awww that’s it
He’s down
He is and the crowd here are going nut Stan
The ref is counting him out …and that’s it !

The Victorious Boo is shining at the crowd
Medics coming in to take rusky away
He murmours…no he is unconscious

Lady’s and gentlemen the first WFT Smackdown has a victor and her name Is Bettie Boo
And She is playin with that WTF Championship belt and the crowd are insane

Wait …what’s that Jack ?
I dunno Stan ?
I hear music

Loud British music

Oh…My…God !
There are explosions and the crowd are up on their feet
It’s Tracey from Kinjybits
My god look at those eyes

Good one Stan

She’s commin right up to the ropes and
Oh She turned her back
Wait She’s letting Brin do all the talking
Lets see if we can hear what he has to say

Muddak “Beep” Beeeeep…gonna tear you a new Inkin hole you f”eeep”ing
Beeeeep Beeeep

And Tracey is just walking away

I got the belt Biatch
Sais boo with a fixed eye

Oh and My God ! Brian is trying to get in the rink….

Boo ludgesss towards him
Says a few bleep ” bleeep” words to him
Brain walks away
And all ends well Boo still walks away wit the championship belt

T.B.C.

Boo and Ru

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