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When a male “Pure Bred” canine “Slips The Crayon” to a female of a different “Pure Bred” canine the resulting offspring are…”Mutts’! M…U…T…T…S…MUTTS! See…it takes two canines of the same “Pure Breed” to produce another “Pure Bred” animal…easy enough to understand eh?

Now I know we live in a very saturated world…I know we need new and exciting events happening to keep life interesting…but…6 week old…$500…”Labradoodles”…are just 6 week old…$500…”Mutts”! I don’t care what the AKC says! It’s a Mutt! It’s not a “Pure Breed” of canine!

A “Labradoodle”?! Sure…they’re cute…but…who’d someone have to blow to get that registered as a “Breed”?! It’s a Mutt! Talk about opening a door for trouble!

So I suppose next we’ll have the “Jack Russel Sheppard”…the “Rotchowler…or the “Bullweiner”…well…actually I have one of those…*winks*! What happens when a…quote…”Pure Bred Labradoodle” mates with a “Cocker Spaniel”? Do we then have a “Pure Bred Cocker Doodle Do”? I bet that new…”Pure Breed”…would get on famous with the farming community!

So I’m sorry Mrs. Rothschild that “Hank The Labrador” dug under the fence and banged your precious “Missy The Poodle” into next week…but…your “Grandpuppies” are “Mutts”! They’re not worth $500! They’re Mutts!

What’s wrong with a Mutt? They’re lovely animals…they have tons of personality and as a rule live longer than “Pure Breeds”! Be happy…love them too!

It would have been cuter to call them “Poodladors”…*snorts*.