What if?
You heard the old joke, Why do dogs lick there Junk …. Because they can! Now I figure they received a bonus, Because they did not inherit opposable thumbs, Now my question is, How many guys would make that conscious choice, Not to receive there hitchhiker tools, For self pleasuring flexibility, So they could dine on the self indulgence of life. Now some may say, Just turn gay and dine away, For some of us thats not an option,The key word here is self. Now some may say, In a way wouldn’t you be batting for the other team. Well think about it, We spend a third of our lives petting it, Trimming it Scratching it, Washing it, Holding it, Protecting it, And bragging about it.OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GAY!