OMG…OF COURSE…
OMG...OF COURSE...
…it makes perfect sense…PERFECT SENSE!!
I just read an article concerning a 5 year study released by a FEMALE German scientist. She has come to the conclusion that a male spending 10 minutes ogling a woman’s breasts is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic workout! I’m shitting you negative! A 30…MINUTE…AEROBIC…WORKOUT!
Apparently…ogling a woman’s breasts increases the heart rate in males…*ummmm…duh…* and has all the physical fitness benefits as found in aerobics…increased blood circulation…*raises an eyebrow*…and all the rest.
Jesus…that means…*ponders*…in one day alone…why…why…it’s incalculable how healthy I am! Wowser! How many equivalent aerobic hours have I logged?! In my whole life?!! It must be in the millions…billions…perhaps even trillions of hours…*sits in awe*.
I would like to personally thank…profusely…the ladies here in Friendburst for helping me stay in such great shape!
My God…I’m going to live forever!
Finally. The real secret to good health and fitness. 😉 😉 😉
Finally it is less tiring than doing Sport or Aerobic ……..
and with this daily exercise, you make muscle for your eyes … 😯 … lol
I hope for you …. that you go to live forever ! 😉 🙄 🙄 😉
I still think when you are getting kissed by a dog it is best to keep your lips clamped firmly shut.