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Oh baby…buttons on a woman’s blouse is simply the best…THE BEST! Is there anything better than that slow…slow…opening of the most gorgeous objects on the planet? The anticipation of the absolute yummiest of yums? OH YUM I THINK NOT! The feel of each button in one’s fingers as…*pop*…one descends…*pop*…down the front…*pop*…of that…*pop*…blouse! Inch by inch…kiss by kiss…suck by suck…nip by nip…exposing the soft female breast flesh that lies beneath…it’s like being a child on Christmas morning again! Buttons on a woman’s blouse…THAT’S HOT!

Now…one has the pullover blouse…I admit…the pullover is not as HOT as the button down blouse…but…said pullover does have it’s own unique little charms. As one pushes the pullover up the female’s body…again slowly…one is presented the opportunity to kiss suck and nip the tummy region as the tide of the pullover recedes towards those mountains of majesty…THAT’S HOT! But the real allure of the pullover is this…the female’s arms must be raised above their head for removal…and then…when the neck line of the pullover slips just past the female’s mouth…one pins the female’s arms and head…leaving only the mouth exposed. Kissing the female in this compromised position is…well…HOT! This makeshift bondage/blindfold always gets a reaction my fellow simians…they may buck a bit…sure…but…THAT’S FUCKING HOT TOO!! Personally I prefer to use a “Leather Spartacus” for such moments…but there are times…one just has to make do.

Wait…WAIT! I hear you Kahnians…”Why don’t we just rip that pullover or button down blouse right off their body Mr. Tu?”…fair enough question…and yes…you are right…THAT IS INCREDIBLY HOT…but…

…with the button down blouse…should one rip all those buttons off…which is HOT…someone’s going to be required to sew them all back on…one’s not going to ruin the blouse simply by tearing the buttons off…and…the woman’s going to tell you that if you want to do that again…YOU…are going to be doing all that sewing…fuck that…*snorts*.

As far as the pullover is concerned…one must be very careful fabric wise. See…should the pullover be made of linen…or some other flimsy material…well hell…TEAR AWAY…THAT’S HOT…and always…ALWAYS…make at least three tears to do the job. Don’t make one single rip…there’s an anticipation factor even in tearing and the bonus is…that pullover IS going to be ruined…so there’s no post sewing involved! Yes yes yes…one is going to hear…”YOU are going to buy me a new pullover!’…but in my opinion…that’s money well spent.

Now…should that pullover be manufactured out of a fabric more robust…such as a sweatshirt type material…well…tearing becomes much more difficult…not impossible…but difficult…and females can become pretty testy over cloth burns on the back of their necks…trust me on this one. So…in the case of a resistant fabric…go for the “Head Arm Blindfold Pin”…IT’S HOT!

We’ll discuss proper brassier removal next.