Ten Things You Don’t Want To Know About Me
Careful what you ask for!!!
1. Besides having arachnophobia I also have xylophobia. My family and friends have found this quite humorous over the years. Wooden cooking utensils, tooth picks and popsicle sticks, all of these things give me a horrible sick feeling when touched or if I see someone with them in their mouth. One of my previous bosses even got in on the action when he shared a family recipe with me.

2. The last time I had my hair cut or permed in a salon was in 1987, before that it was 1978. It just kind of freaks me out to have people I don’t know handle my hair. I’m sure there’s a name for that in the phobia playbook. Here’s the only photo I have from the 1987 trip. If you can’t tell, my hair is a deep burgundy or purple, which ever you prefer.

3. I hate to watch sports, but love the X Games. Winter or summer, it doesn’t matter. I have a odd attraction to Shaun White. Not a sexual one, more like a red headed step-son thing. When he wins it makes me proud!!?? Yeah, I don’t get it either.

4. My husband was staring at me in the dark one night while I was watching a video. When I asked him why he told me I was funny. I told him he should watch it and he said he didn’t share my “gagasm”. LOL Yes, I have a girl crush on Lady Gaga. I don’t feel the need to explain it, but will say, shes looking right at me in this picture and you can’t talk me out of it!!
5. I love to play backgammon. My girlfriend and I used to play for hours at a time back in the day. I miss that.

6. Speaking of games, nobody will play scrabble with me anymore. My husband, family and friends just say “you win” and refuse to play with me. I have always played games for the fun of it, not the win. I played chess with a friend of mine every time I went to his house and NEVER won. Same goes for my husband, I never win at chess with him, but I’ll play anyway. I don’t understand people who won’t play games just because they don’t win.
7. This next one nobody on the internet knows about me, but it will not be a surprise due to my grammar and punctuation problems. I only finished the 9th grade. Really only the 8th grade, but they passed me to get me out of that school. I made it through about 2 weeks of the 10th grade, but I had so many 8th hours that I just quit. The only thing I ever liked about school was math. Makes you wonder how I had a managers job and two assistant managers jobs, doesn’t it??

8. I have a lazy eye. It almost always shows up in pictures or if I’m high. Just one of the many reasons I hate to have my picture taken. Well that and I often have my mouth open because I’m talking. I can’t do the fake smile well either. Here’s a picture of my lazy eye and one with the fake smile. That’s my dad in the second picture.


9. Most people know that I collect unicorn figurines. I also collect owls, chickens and roosters and heart boxes. Oh I almost forgot, I collect dust too. With all those little knickknacks there has to be tons of dust. I found on the net a picture of the first unicorn I ever bought. It’s from Avon.

10. I was born left handed, but because of a freak accident at my grandmothers house with boiling water, I became right handed. I still do a huge amount of things with my left hand. Open bottles or jars?? Left hand. Pull tape off the dispenser?? Left hand. I even sweep with my left hand most of the time. I say most because I can do it both ways. There’s just a couple of things that I can think of off the top of my head that I can’t do with my left hand. Write and eat with utensils. I call myself bi-handed.

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Have a nice day!!!
Lovely smiles from me. Your sense of humor about nearly everything is a delight. I have to go feed my neighbors horses now or I would go on and on but this way I can come back and harass you further? :love:
Howdy Melissa,
I am a huge fan of purple hair.
I really enjoyed this blog and I didn’t know hardly anything that you wrote.
Much love,
So basically when you see Michelle Bachmann with a corn dog in her mouth you get a sick feeling… Cause I do too and I had no idea it was about the wood.

I loved it…you are gorgeous women…and we both have bi-hand. I am right handed originally but had injury had to learn to use left hand. It really freaks clients out when painting and decide to use other hand for a while. LMAO! I lov to play games to. There is this site you can go to and play with others all around the world..its really funny…sometimes its hard not to poke fun. Of course it happens to me to.
Later……. :love:
Funny thing is when I left home I shed that Christian thing like a snake outgrows it’s old skin. But some attitudes linger. Jewelry freaks me out and games are just evil. Especially card games. On the other hand i too am a big fan of purple hair…
And by the way. You are consistently one of the more literate interneters…
Great job with the MULTIPLE tags!
Immersion therapy. FACE YOUR FEARS!
ah what the hell, Lika wont kill me for it.
You are an attractive lady!!
Afraid of “wood” eh? hahaha (there’s a subtle joke there) 😉
Who cuts your split ends?
Nice to see you blogging again!
Good list. I can’t get over how much we have in common. :love:
I was a lefty till I broke my arm at 3. I used to dye my hair burgundy, but had to stop when the grays made it look like I had pink highlights. I booked out of school at 16 and it didn’t seem to really matter. I used to have friendly backgammon tournaments in my living room and I love to play games just for the helluva it. I can never get anybody to play Scrabble or Boggle, though. I started collecting unicorns, but then I got meaner and changed over to dragons. I also do not like to have my picture taken. If I remember correctly, from a comment you posted a while back, I think we also have the same anniversary date.
Were we related in a past life, ya think? 😆
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Noteworthy, in every sense of the word. But for me, it is your education. I would have bet the farm on never seeing that. And now, to quote Hannibal Lecter “It would have been something, to have known you IRL, Agent Starling”
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