REPENT! ACABPOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Now, we’ve all seen Jesus-mobiles.  They’re a distinctive form of “art cars” where the vehicle owner adorns their ride with religious accoutrement and messages.  I’ve seen a few up here on the Washington roads.  I’ve also seen them parked near public places where an evangelical is out promoting their religious message.  The religiosity on the car is part of a greater crusade.  That’s all well and good.  It’s an expression of First Amendment rights here in this country.

Witness this Jesus Mobile, a Crown-of-thorns-Victoria, rumbling down the road in front of me yesterday on my lunch break.

This also happens to be the first picture I’ve taken on my new iPhone.  I believe there was some form of Divine intervention which created the traffic congestion that allowed me find the camera app, activate it, and figure out how to use it in the time this vehicle was in front of me.

Here’s the thing.  Although this vehicle is on a crusade, it’s mission is to pick up fares! It’s out there on the road providing a paid service!  What would you think if this cab pulled up to your doorstep to give you a ride to the airport?


This is just weird.  I mean, how do you know whether the cab is occupied or not?  You can’t see the light on top!

Oh wait…  It says right there ‘THE LORD IS HERE’.  Uhh..in the cab?  Do you think he’d split the fare to the airport?

21 Comments

  • Mango_Chutney says:

    See what I miss not getting out more? There is a car in my neighborhood with a forest of troll dolls glued on the roof. Are those religious?

  • sixx says:

    Archived image unavailable I’m pretty stubborn…dont think I’ll be repenting anytime soon… Archived image unavailable

  • Lady_Hart says:

    I would be more likely to get into this car…

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  • Some_Peoples_Kids says:

    Are cab vehicles privately owned in Washington? If not, I wonder how much the Lord is paying for that advertising space. I know the cab companies here make a small fortune for their advertising space, but then their ads are a bit more interesting, don’t cha think?

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  • D_LEMUR says:

    Incredible isn’t …a cabbie with a religious message,I wonder if he/or she quotes bible quotes paying customers while the driver goes on drug runs and does all sorts of other other illegal activities….ya,ya,ya,ya Lemur been there,done that.Cabbies hmmm….I’m gonna go out on the proverbial limb here and say unequivocally that I place Cab drivers one rung below used car dealers on the ethical curve…..ya,ya,ya I know that doesn’t seem fair,but then cabbies do not seem fare either…..:)
    I wonder how much this driver had to pay his owner not to give him the 666 numbered cab,,,,,lolol….444 kinda close…
    Does 444 mean anything…?…you know religiously …?
    Find out for me o.k……….J
    Good luck wit the new phone…:)
    D.
    :entertained:

  • Roscoe says:

    There is a guy around here that has a Black TownCar covered with naked barbies.

    I haven’t figured out what his message is.

    340 more days…before the world changes. Make sure you get you shopping in.

    What is the right gifts for the coming apocalypse.

  • LethalAmbrose says:

    😯 😯 😯 😯 Freaky s*it’s Freaky.Here they still have some pretty strict policies.If they get crazy they get on the inside with 10000 crosses stuck on the bord and wind screen (if it’s their personal car) but most of the times it’s the company’s car so they’re not allowed to ‘act unprofessional’ or disturb the clients.

  • Bumpalottapus says:

    Great Goffer Holes Fatman !!!
    Ducka Ur Head Incomin
    Tucka Ur Head Betweeen Ur Legs & Kiss Ur Ass Goodbye ~
    But If Weee Alll Could Dooo Dat ???
    Den Weee’d Neber Would Wanna Come Up
    Fer Air Or Beee Sinned Or Saved Again !!!
    Dogs Doit Because Da Can !!!
    ;)Red Monkey ~ Out

    Watta Sick Perverted World Weee Live In !!!

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