FriendBurst Blog

I discovered this blog which I posted on MySpace in 2007. All in wordplay fun, although the end message alludes to the ominous move of the USA towards National Socialism under recent Presidents.

Hitler’s Philosopy Menu

Aristotle
tried to catch lightning in a bottle.

Plato
was as dense as a potato.

Socrates
tried to appease
while spreading disease.

Descartes
farts:
“I stink therefore I am.”

Voltaire
wore too much flair.
And did you see that hair!?

Rousseau
sucked back the brew so!

Schopenhauer
was too dour.

Kierkegaard?
way too hard.

Dostoevsky?
Too pesky.

Kant
couldn’t.

Goethe?
Unhearda!

Hegel
makes ones mind boggle.
And all too often you think
he’s just pulling your leggle.

Marx barks:
“You have nothing to lose but your gains!”
While Engels
gets my brain in tangles.

Mill?
What a pill!

Spencer
schmenser.

Huxley
sucksley.

But Nietzsche?
Just peache!

Fichte?
A feasta!

Mein Kamph?
A Triumph!
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So then what happened?
USA trappened and slappened.

That did not silence all my power.
There will come another hour.

I am smiling down below.
Change is coming sure but slow.

Terrorists and paranoids
Are giving freedom hemorrhoids

Now a new day has begun
For the Third Reich from the Sun.