pepito jokes
The teacher in the classroom tells his students:To see children, tell me what part of my body they like most, and I I’m going to guess what they will be when they are large.See Juanito, what you like more of my body?His hair, teacher.The teacher replied, then you are going to be hairdresser when you grow.See Luisito, you, what you like more of my body?His eyes, teacher.Ahh!, then you are going to be eye Luisito.To see Diego, and to you?I they like their teeth, teacher.Well, you’ll then be dentist when you’re big Diego.See Jiminy, now tell me you what you like most about me.I for what you say to him master, I just discovered that I want to be dairy.:lmao:
The teacher tells her to Pepito:See Jiminy, if I say I was rich, it is passed, but if I say I am beautiful, what is?Excess of imagination teacher! :lmao:
Pepito dad decides to go to live in the United States with the whole family and Pepito enters a school.The teacher asks Pedrito:-To see Pedrito, of me an example of the word “obviously”.-Good teacher, my dad, my mom, my brothers and I, we went to eat at a restaurant, obviously that my mom not cooked that day.-Very well Pedrito, see Juanito of me an example of the word “obviously”.-My father, my mother, my brothers and I, we went to the beach, obviously that the House was alone.-Juanito very well.-To see Pepito, from me an example of the word “obviously”.-Good teacher, I was sitting in the corridor of my house and saw pass to my grandmother with the newspaper New York Times Paper, and said: clearly goes to shit, because he can’t read English. :lmao:
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