I love you, he said. Rich crab, he says
I decided to take a little break today from Tour d’Joko video making to compose a vanity video. Yes, that’s what my “random videos” are.. Me making a video about my favorite thing, me. This one goes even further in that it’s set to song called “Mas Joko”, which is Indonesian for..hmm… “Older brother Joko” would be the direct translation, but “mas” is used like we would use “Mister”, except a little more informally… Perhaps “Dude Joko”…
That’s the thing about trying to translate a language that is used half way around the world in a culture that is so different from modern Western culture… So much of it doesn’t translate properly due to the cultural context.
I copied and pasted the lyrics to Mas Joko into the Google translator website and it spat out this:
Ouch ouch .. Mas Joko kissed my cheek
Ouch ouch .. Mas Joko touched my lips
I love you, he said
Rich crab, he says
Goose bumps all over my body wouldImagine eating uncomfortable Mas Joko
I can not imagine sleeping soundly Mas Joko
Mas Joko .. (ta ‘u’ u ‘)
Mas Joko .. (ya ‘u’ u ‘)
burning love, burning rindukuThe sleek black mustache
I do not lose heart memangdangmu (wuelleh wuelleh ..)
Myriad of handsome men
Mas Joko just love my darling (ah uh ..)
So… that didn’t make much sense, now did it?
Here’s my translation of the same lyrics:
Oooo… Oooo… I was kissed by Mister Joko
Oooo… Oooo… My lips were touched by Mister Joko
I love you, he says
You’re so rich, he says
I get goose bumps all overI can’t eat without Mister Joko
I can’t sleep without Mister Joko
Mister Joko…Mister Joko
My love is burning, my longing is burning for youWith his sweet black mustache
I do not lose heart when I’m with you
Of all those handsome men
Mister Joko, I only love you
Back in the mid-80’s when I first lived in Indonesia, they had no laws whatsoever about music copyrights and piracy and such. Consequently, there was a world-wide ban by the musicians of the world against the word’s 5th most populous nation. No one went there because their albums made no money. As a consumer, back in the brief golden age of the cassette tape (after the LP, but before CD’s), it was paradise. Imagine being able to buy any record you wanted, professionally done on cassette for about $1…
Then again, that’s not so hard to imagine. In the age of file sharing, I haven’t paid one penny for a piece of music in over five years…
In any case, it’s kind of poetic justice that 25 years later, through the internet, I could rip off and pirate the hardwork of some Indonesian videomaker.
Enjoy the Dangdut music, the pop music of Indonesia. Dangdut may sound a little odd to Western ears, as it is based on ¾ time, not 4/4 time…
I dunno who made this version these girls are lip-synching, but this I prefer this faster version of Mas Joko…
Ah this blog got me thinking about glory days… I attended a Dangdut concert in Yogyakarta, Indonesia back in 1990.
Below you see a picture of Gang Sastruwijayan I, where I made my living fleecing tourists in 1990.
Really. I used to be a con-man. A shill. A tout. Occasional dealer in green, smokeable contraband. All to the heavy tourist trade to this otherwise sleepy old town in Central Java. Used to make more in one day that a policeman made in a month… mind you, that would be $50, but still…
A friend dragged me to a dangdut concert. Where ladies like this sang on stage.
Being the only white guy there, somehow, that got me immediate backstage passes. So I danced it up with the dudes behind the scenes.
One of them encouraged me to go out on stage and dance with the scantily clad dangdut ladies… I did! To the hearty BOO’s of the crowd.
Come to think of it, that was my first time on stage at anything other than a high school play.
Imagine eating uncomfortable Mas Joko. 😆 😆 😆
Joe.
Oh I am sorry J…..
but it seems this blog has been lost in the translation….
As for the scantily clad dangdut ladies…..why am I picturing you later that same night
after several rounds of Fog Cutters on that very stage wearing only a lamp shade….lololol
Ohhhh nozzzzz 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯
Fogcutter
1 oz – white rum
1/2 oz – gin
1/2 oz – brandy
1/2 oz – sweet-and-sour mix
2 dashes – simple syrup
Oh gezzzz …watch out he’s comming over to our table……….. 😯
🙄