Captions Creative for 9/8-14 Goes American Gothic!
Welcome to The Friendburst Caption Event!
Every Saturday around noon we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it/them as (a) comment(s).
Everyone participating is encouraged to comment on other writers’ captions when they find them funny or otherwise worthwhile. I know I can’t resist doing so!
Then on Friday at 11 PM EST the event for that week will close.
Each Captions Creative participant wins 500 Friendburst credits!
Time to set your amusin’ muse loose! -Bob/Scotorum
NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted.
WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous smiling, temporary giddiness and sensations of mirth and serendipity.
If you have any images you believe might be suitable for a future challenge, please send the image or the code to me http://www.friendburst.com/Scotorum/
Here’s this week’s image of domestic bliss!
Careful with that pitchfork, Eugene!
I aint usen dem dar Viagries… (I wish that old goat would) I stand by this .. till the day I dang bitten die..
no little tiny meericlen pill make me afaken and a baken.. (why don’t he just take the dang nabben miraclen pill and make my crabbie ass smile) Yep …… My old bitty .. right here is jast as fine.. right by me…peanut butter and jelly..
(I hit up his handy man when I can)
we told them NOT to take this picture…. we did not have our teeth in yet!!
“Glad to see you dressed up for the picture taking Pa… and the pitchfork, perfect. I am so embarrassed. I just hope no one ever see this picture.”
you wanna know the real meaning of this picture?….. you see…. we just lost our farm…and it will be auctioned off!~
they wanted to take our picture for it in the paper.. Why in the Hell should we SMILE? We just Lost everything?
we both just drank prune juice Hurry the hell up!
DID YOU FART? LOL 😉
Henry that wasn’t the barn door you poked with that fork! you o’l coot clean your glasses next time!
You never listen…I told you to leave the fork behind.
THIS END UP!! … hehehe… 😉
The Hills have eyes!!!
Martha your butts so tight I can hear it squeek.. take a laxative..
yepppp, were rockin now George, yepperssss
Him:
“If she don’t quit staring at me, she’s gonna be gettin’ three pricks in her butt!”
Her:
“I’d just settle for one right now, you boring miserable sod!
LOL!
we were in such a hurry our teeth are still in the glass.. lol