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Happy Football Eve and I hope your lineups are set and you have a Tight End to play.

Wow, last week was eventful. The Ferocious Feral Fantasmic Lemurs in a battle of first place against the 9 Dark Riders of Kaos went in to the darkest steppes of Mordor and returned with a Win. And the Blue painted Gaels from the Duchy of Hazard, Team Roscoe in a battle for last place kept the Retired Elways spelled with a 7 Winless, although it was nip and tuck as ^*&*&(*&( Chris Johnson, RB, TN, Fantasy Zombie, scored 31 points.

Congratulations to Team Lemur and Team Roscoe.

This week is week 1 of the last 6 weeks and the Bursters are once again thrown into a caged death match with each other. The next 3 weeks will have Burster vs. Burster to determine who will be in the playoffs.

And Now to this weeks matchups.

Team Lemur(6-1) v. Team Kennels (4-3).
The Feral Fanged Frothy Lemurs are facing the Hell hound of the Devil’s Kennels. Doug Martin, like Freddie, has invaded the bad dreams of the Kennels. And the Nightmare won’t end on Friday Morning, I expect the blood bath to continue through Sunday, Bloody Sunday. The Frothing Frightful Fearsome Lemurs behind their captain they call the Breeeeeeze, will invade the Elm Street Kennels leaving hound pieces in their wake. Beware the teeth and claws of the Fearsome Frightful Feral Lemurs.
Roscoe’s Winner Dlemur

Team Joko (4-3) v Team Roscoe (2-5)
Welcome to Fright Night. In the deep dark forests of the hollows of the Duchy of Hazard live the bluepainted devilmen, the Roscoes. With Gaelic Banshee-like wails Team Roscoe will try to defeat the Mighty Mighty Bricoleurs from the woods of Lyn. Can The Aaron of Rodgers lead the Mighty Mighty Bricoleurs out of the Dark Woods and back to the Woods of Lyn? Or do the Hills have eyes and these blue painted Roscoe have the Berger of Roethlis and Frank Gore.
Roscoe’s Winner Team Roscoe

Team E7way (0-6-1) v Team Scott (4-3)
The Retired Elways spelled with a 7 put their winless streak in jeopardy as they sleep over in a castle in the Scottish Moors. Will the bump in the night wake the retired Elways or will the bloodied Scotts butcher them in their sleep? The Scotts are only favored by one point as they started the Minnesota DST to a -5, the leagues first negative score. The Scotts will have The Bruce, brave Robert the 3rd, leading the McCoy with the Marshall and the Harvin to lead them in to battle. While the Retired E7ways will have Romo, Witten and Bryant, and ^%%&*% Chris Johnson, fantasy ZOmbie, sitting in Rocking Chairs at the lonesome Castle, far from home in the darksome Scottish moors.
Roscoe’s Winner Team Scott.

And our featured game:
Team 9 of Kaos (5-2) v Team Gonclaves (2-4-1)
Team Gonclaves Ghosts of Portugal have won 2 straight games versus the tougher division Bursters, beating Team Roscoe and then Team Bricoleurs in successive weeks to come off the Snyde. But now the Gonclaves Ghosts of Portugal must face the 9 Riders of the Dark Lord of Kaos in the open plain of guggenhiem. The 9 of Kaos is favored by 23 points and already has a solid game from Adrian Peterson. The Portuguese Ghosts have slim hopes, led by Tom Brady with little or no supporting cast and hoping finally Darren McFadden will be fantasy Relevant.
Team Gonclaves has been inching out close wins to barely beat Team Roscoe and Team Bricoleurs who both could have won if they started the right players. So…. as much as I am hoping Team Gonclaves can pull this out.
Roscoe’s Winner The Dark Lord himself, the 9 of Kaos.

Well… I was exactly 2 and 2 last week indicating my Prognostications is merely guess work. Who’d a thunk it.

Also, Congratulations to D Lemur for the Demarco Murray for the Texans DST trade working out so well.

That’s how I see them, but the football ain’t round and it bounces funny.

Go Bursters!!!