{"id":101783,"date":"2012-12-27T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T04:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/101783\/poem-a-christmas-shave\/"},"modified":"2012-12-27T23:36:35","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T04:36:35","slug":"poem-a-christmas-shave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/101783\/poem-a-christmas-shave\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: A Christmas Shave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>This was written to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/101757\/the-friday-fling-immortalizes-our-most-unusual-gifts-in-etherees\/\">CPC Friday Fling poetry challenge<\/a>, where this week the challenge is\u00a0to compose an Etheree about an unusual Christmas gift.<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photobucket.com\/images\/grinch\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1070.photobucket.com\/albums\/u484\/wyldkat7772012\/Movies\/10-1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Grinch and Cindi-Lou Pictures, Images and Photos\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>The<br \/>\ngift of<br \/>\na Christmas<br \/>\nshave.  So enraged<br \/>\nthe Grinch, that he trashed<br \/>\nthe Whoville Christmastime.<br \/>\nRampaging around in a<br \/>\ntiny car borrowed from two Whos<br \/>\nafter shaving Mayor Maywho&#8217;s head<br \/>\nright down the middle, laughing in his face.<br \/>\nBut later he said he was sorry.<br \/>\nCindy Lou Who accepted it.<br \/>\nAll Whos sang around the tree.<br \/>\nThe Grinch carved the roast beast.<br \/>\nA Merry Christmas<br \/>\nall because of<br \/>\ngift of a<br \/>\nChristmas<br \/>\nshave.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\">Double Etheree Copyright December 27th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was written to the CPC Friday Fling poetry challenge, where this week the challenge is\u00a0to compose an Etheree about an unusual Christmas gift. The gift of a Christmas shave. So enraged the Grinch, that he trashed the Whoville Christmastime. Rampaging around in a tiny car borrowed from two Whos after shaving Mayor Maywho&#8217;s head [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}