{"id":102093,"date":"2013-01-02T22:34:37","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T03:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/102093\/are-ya-fkin-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T22:34:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T03:34:37","slug":"are-ya-fkin-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/102093\/are-ya-fkin-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"are ya f**kin&#8217; kidding me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">So Lou and I go to the open mic at Hershey&#8217;s&#8230;A<font size=\"4\">s we were preparing to go &#8220;onstage&#8221;, <\/font>a guy *I* know as a keyboard player straps on a Bass&#8230;he didn&#8217;t ask US, and got pissed off when we said we wanted it to be just the two of us&#8230;&#8221;I&#8217;ll remember this&#8230;&#8221; REALLY? Fuck you dude, I<font size=\"4\">&#8216;d already decided to stop coming to see your band (the Crimestoppers) so you&#8217;re not hurting ME&#8230;On his way out, he sez &#8220;<font size=\"4\">By the way, I knew most of the songs you guys pl<font size=\"4\">ayed&#8230;&#8221; So, ya want a fuckin&#8217; medal? FUCK OFF&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><font size=\"4\"><font size=\"4\"><font size=\"4\">I&#8217;m fairly sure I&#8217;m gonna wake up &#8217;round 4AM&#8230;that kinda sucks, but I KNOW I don&#8217;t have to actually be anywhere until 2PM, when I get on the bus and go to Tenleytown&#8230;*I* think it&#8217;s been a fair<font size=\"4\">ly rough day&#8230;but I&#8217;m OK<font size=\"4\">&#8230;<\/font><\/font><br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Lou and I go to the open mic at Hershey&#8217;s&#8230;As we were preparing to go &#8220;onstage&#8221;, a guy *I* know as a keyboard player straps on a Bass&#8230;he didn&#8217;t ask US, and got pissed off when we said we wanted it to be just the two of us&#8230;&#8221;I&#8217;ll remember this&#8230;&#8221; REALLY? Fuck you dude, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}