{"id":103217,"date":"2013-02-05T19:48:56","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T00:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/103217\/do-you-dilly-or-do-you-dally-or-both-oh-dl-how-could-you-part-deux\/"},"modified":"2013-02-05T19:48:56","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T00:48:56","slug":"do-you-dilly-or-do-you-dally-or-both-oh-dl-how-could-you-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/103217\/do-you-dilly-or-do-you-dally-or-both-oh-dl-how-could-you-part-deux\/","title":{"rendered":"DO YOU DILLY OR DO YOU DALLY OR BOTH&#8230;? {oh  DL HOW COULD YOU}&#8230;.(  part deux )"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/wp-admin\/tools.php\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Caution no dilly dalling allowed&#8230;.all links within while being real links will not&#8230;.I repeat NOT BE HIGHLIGHTED as links&#8230;..your on your own binkies&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230;&#8230;whats it gonna be my friends&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhhh you thought being a friend of DL ,was gonna be easy huh&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>No confrontations&#8230;.no questions of any kind&#8230;..just another simple carefree Friendburst friend huh&#8230;:)<\/p>\n<p>Well in all honesty &#8230;I do not have illusions as to how my friends view me&#8230;..and so any of them who regularly have any dealings with me&#8230;.well I doubt that ,(simple and carefree is in any way descriptive of how they see our friendship&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Soooo then for the purposes of this blog only then&#8230;.,simply and carefree shall apply\u00a0 only&#8230;.HERE.<\/p>\n<p>But now finally getting back to it&#8230;.DL has a confession to make&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nYup it is&#8230;..,&#8221; the true &#8220;, DL both dillies&#8230;and &#8230;dallies&#8230;.and often done simultaneously &#8230;.. truth be known seldom is there a dilly , without a dally&#8230;..and visa versa.<\/p>\n<p>And what better way to both DILLY and DALLY &#8230;..The Internet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hmmmm where shall you start DL ?<\/p>\n<p>Well this is as good a place as any I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.screenshots.com\/absolutelyuseless.com\/<\/p>\n<p>Oh lol and this domain is for sale&#8230;&#8230;.good one&#8230;&#8230;now this is a domain everyone could use&#8230;.I know DL whould find some kind of offensive totally useless usefull way to &#8230;.ahhh forget it.<\/p>\n<p>Well sending this dilly dally blog of mine into a complete and well meaning hissy fit of pointlessness<br \/>\nshould be fairly easy,<br \/>\nwith the next few site links&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>He dillies<\/p>\n<p>he dallys&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>he scores !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.secrettechnology.com\/strange\/wocu1.html<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.subservientchicken.com\/pre_bk_skinned.swf<\/p>\n<p>Well go onnnnnnnnnnnn start that Dilly Dally gig my friends&#8230;&#8230;.gowannnnn git !<\/p>\n<p>I love this next one&#8230;..Sing along if you can\u00a0 ohhhhh lol<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/pi.ytmnd.com\/<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps some drama and intrigue along your dilly dally my friends here is your next site link if you dare<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/howsecureismypassword.net\/<\/p>\n<p>And what Dilly Dally blog would be complete without a little toilet humor&#8230;..well here ya go&#8230;.enjoy &#8230;you little Toiletdite you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.papertoilet.com\/<\/p>\n<p>Here this is for you &#8230;special from DL&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.openthiswindow.com\/<\/p>\n<p>OHHHHHHHH CRAP&#8230;&#8230;.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>SOB&#8230;..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,&#8230;&#8230; WTF&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What happens when you are in a Dilly Dally mood and then&#8230;..AND THEN&#8230;..oh poop&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>What happens when you find a site that takes you completely out of your DILLY DALLY !!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>So now your saying DL&#8230;.?<\/p>\n<p>Yup that is exactly what I am saying my friends&#8230;.I have lost my Dilly&#8230;.and my DALLY&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I am now DILLYDALLYLESS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.:(<\/p>\n<p>But what site did you find&#8230;.what site could be so un dilly or undally as to send you out of your dillydally ways&#8230;..?<\/p>\n<p>I give you this site only because&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;well just because&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.larrycarlson.com\/medijate\/index2.htm<\/p>\n<p>Thank you my friends<br \/>\nDL<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Really some of these unlinked links contained in the blog are&#8230;.well they are&#8230;well you&#8217;ll just have to copy and paste them to find out&#8230;..I believe one way to put it would be&#8230;.&#8221;who would make a site like this&#8230;..lol&#8230;what a waste of good internet space&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>DL Outta &#8230;&#8230;here&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caution no dilly dalling allowed&#8230;.all links within while being real links will not&#8230;.I repeat NOT BE HIGHLIGHTED as links&#8230;..your on your own binkies&#8230;.. Well&#8230;&#8230;whats it gonna be my friends&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Ohhhhh you thought being a friend of DL ,was gonna be easy huh&#8230;&#8230;. No confrontations&#8230;.no questions of any kind&#8230;..just another simple carefree Friendburst friend huh&#8230;:) Well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}