{"id":104528,"date":"2013-03-18T01:19:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T05:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/104528\/poem-medical-mystery\/"},"modified":"2013-03-18T01:19:18","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T05:19:18","slug":"poem-medical-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/104528\/poem-medical-mystery\/","title":{"rendered":"LIMERICKS: Medical Mystery and What The Shamhill?"},"content":{"rendered":"

These were written to the CPC Magic Monday St. Patrick’s Day celebration<\/a>, where all things Irish are up for writing.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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MEDICAL MYSTERY<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

A Limerick which asks the important question:
\nWhy isn’t there a Pee in shamrock?<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

There once was a shamrock named Triple Leaf
\nwhose capacity was quite beyond belief.
\nHe’d drink to take off the chill
\ntill he’d had his chlorophyl.
\nWithout a urethra, how’d he get relief?<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Limerick Copyright March 17th 2013 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n

\n

Version two:<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Which version is better?<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

\n\"<\/a><\/p>\n

WHAT THE SHAMHILL?<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

A Limerick in search of a punchline<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

There once was a shamrock named Triple Leaf
\nwhose capacity was quite beyond belief.
\nHe’d drink to take off the chill
\ntill he’d had his chlorophyl.
\nHe grew to the size of a shamhill – good grief!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Copyright March 18th 2013 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These were written to the CPC Magic Monday St. Patrick’s Day celebration, where all things Irish are up for writing. MEDICAL MYSTERY A Limerick which asks the important question: Why isn’t there a Pee in shamrock? There once was a shamrock named Triple Leaf whose capacity was quite beyond belief. He’d drink to take off […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}