{"id":106425,"date":"2013-05-05T11:45:12","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T15:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/106425\/life-is-short-enjoy-the-ride\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T11:45:12","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T15:45:12","slug":"life-is-short-enjoy-the-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/106425\/life-is-short-enjoy-the-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"LIFE IS SHORT &#8230;..ENJOY THE RIDE&#8230;.NRA VERSION"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/wp-admin\/tools.php\"><\/a><br \/>\n Ahhhhhh shucks&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How cute is this huh&#8230;&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>\n<object><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t she cute my friends&#8230;ohhhh she&#8217;s just precious&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\n<object><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p>What better Christmas present could there be my friends&#8230;?<br \/>\n This just warms the heart huh my friends&#8230;<br \/>\n That&#8217;s my idea of teaching them good healthy Christian values alright&#8230;well you know Jesus is surely smiling up in heaven for sure&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n After all Christmas is his birthday ya know&#8230;..heck I bet Jesus is waving an American flag too&#8230;.yup hell everyone know Jesus is an American too&#8230;.<br \/>\n Ahhhh mom looks so proud doesn&#8217;t she&#8230;..?<\/p>\n<p>Yessiree teach em young&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\n<object><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p>By golly that sure looks like one proud daddy huh folks&#8230;<br \/>\n Indeed life is short&#8230;enjoy the ride&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And what better way to enjoy the ride than to teach your own children how to kill huh my friends&#8230;.<br \/>\n Well I just cannot think of a better ride too be on&#8230;.?<br \/>\n Can you my friends&#8230;&#8230;?<br \/>\n Say look over there&#8230;Jesus is on this ride too&#8230;.:)<\/p>\n<p>You know I don&#8217;t know what all the fuss about guns are my friends&#8230;.why this is as wholesome and mom and apple pie which is also patriotically signified as such as well&#8230;remember &#8230;&#8230;God,Guns,and Apple pie my friends.<br \/>\n Oh I feel like singing the National Anthem now&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon look into these children&#8217;s eyes&#8230;..<br \/>\n You know they fully well know what they are doing &#8230;.especially at this age&#8230;.<br \/>\n After all my friends&#8230;.they are nearly 10 years old&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a sickness\u2026..a sickness that starts in the soul and radiates out through the body.<\/p>\n<p>But you know it still has to be taught &#8230;&#8230; ah wellll<br \/>\n Go figure huh&#8230;.?<\/p>\n<p>DL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhhhhh shucks&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; How cute is this huh&#8230;&#8230;? Ain&#8217;t she cute my friends&#8230;ohhhh she&#8217;s just precious&#8230;. What better Christmas present could there be my friends&#8230;? This just warms the heart huh my friends&#8230; That&#8217;s my idea of teaching them good healthy Christian values alright&#8230;well you know Jesus is surely smiling up in heaven for sure&#8230;&#8230; After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,19,2,11,1428,840,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-lifestyles","category-other","category-people","category-politics-2","category-religion-2","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}