{"id":108951,"date":"2013-07-18T13:15:37","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T17:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/108951\/poem-hillbilly-hell-on-kilwilly-hill\/"},"modified":"2013-07-18T13:15:37","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T17:15:37","slug":"poem-hillbilly-hell-on-kilwilly-hill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/108951\/poem-hillbilly-hell-on-kilwilly-hill\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Hillbilly Hell on Kilwilly Hill"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was produced for the CPC Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenge<\/a>. \u00a0Bettie’s theme is what gets one in and\/or out of the “doghouse.” <\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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HILLBILLY HELL ON KILWILLY HILL<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n


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\n DOGHOUSE LOUSE<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n


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I have a sad tale of woe to tell
\n of how I arrived in Hillbilly Hell.
\n Not a place that’s fun to be.
\n Nothing good to do, or see.
\n It happened at home near the old stone mill
\n way up towards the summit of Killwilly Hill.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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A Kilwilly louse who was thoroughly soused
\n aroused a grouse outside my house.
\n Result was quite unfortunate.
\n Reactions were importunate.
\n Shotgun I was cleaning at the window.
\n Soon grouse was on the dinner menu.<\/p>\n

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My spouse was not a fan of grouse,
\n and she has never been a mouse.
\n Condemned for being a louse,
\n I was sent to the doghouse.
\n You see she thought it a sin.\u00a0 Doh!
\n Before I shot, I had not opened the window!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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Copyright July 18th 2013 RGD<\/font>
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This was produced for the CPC Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenge. \u00a0Bettie’s theme is what gets one in and\/or out of the “doghouse.” \u00a0 HILLBILLY HELL ON KILWILLY HILL or DOGHOUSE LOUSE I have a sad tale of woe to tell of how I arrived in Hillbilly Hell. Not a place that’s fun to be. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}