{"id":109616,"date":"2013-08-05T02:31:25","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T06:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/109616\/when-pigs-fly\/"},"modified":"2013-08-05T02:31:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T06:31:25","slug":"when-pigs-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/109616\/when-pigs-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"When Pigs Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blogophilia Week 24.6 – Uncontrollable Laughter<\/p>\n

Bonus Points: (Hard, 2 pts):<\/p>\n

Quote Lucille Ball<\/p>\n

(Easy, 1 pt): Include someone wearing a pink skirt doing something for cookies<\/p>\n


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\"pig<\/a><\/p>\n


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WHEN PIGS FLY <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n


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~*~<\/p>\n


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The sayin goes<\/p>\n

If a pig could fly<\/p>\n

Hed have wings that fly<\/p>\n

But have you seen a pig fly<\/p>\n

Only pigs in<\/p>\n

Heaven fly<\/p>\n

Yet how high<\/p>\n

Do one fly<\/p>\n

Over the hence and<\/p>\n

As high as you please and thats no lie<\/p>\n

Had any one ever said some thing to you that you did not like<\/p>\n

What would your quote be back at them<\/p>\n

Yeah yeah<\/p>\n

You would so say<\/p>\n

When pigs fly<\/p>\n

As if<\/p>\n

Know I would<\/p>\n

Then again might just say<\/p>\n

If pigs could fly I would not be here ta hear you lie<\/p>\n


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\"pig<\/a><\/p>\n


<\/p>\n

Oink oink<\/p>\n

Thats no lie<\/p>\n

If pig could so fly<\/p>\n

Neither one of us would be here<\/p>\n

Cuz when pigs fly they come down with an oink oink<\/p>\n

Hit the ground and you dont wanna be standin down hill when the wing do fly<\/p>\n


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\"horse<\/a><\/p>\n


<\/p>\n

Yet I have seen a horse fly<\/p>\n

Big and small they do fly some higher than others they so fly<\/p>\n

In all my dreams<\/p>\n

I saw this horse fly<\/p>\n

See he was a unicorn<\/p>\n

That could so fly<\/p>\n

I know cuz he takes me away to this magic land on high<\/p>\n

He flows though the ski<\/p>\n

With ease he do fly<\/p>\n

Many times<\/p>\n

With out Even battin and eye<\/p>\n

Could so hear the hummm in its wing<\/p>\n

So made the trip all worthy the trip far and near we do travel<\/p>\n


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\"horse<\/a><\/p>\n


<\/p>\n

Now this fly<\/p>\n

Horse fly if you will<\/p>\n

Will bite you and so leave an mark<\/p>\n

That want wait and hut like the dickens so dont scratch<\/p>\n

It will only swell as big as your head and some<\/p>\n

Horse fly<\/p>\n

I dont like this fly<\/p>\n

And you<\/p>\n

Cant even ride it<\/p>\n

That the bad part it rides you<\/p>\n


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\"pig<\/a><\/p>\n


<\/p>\n

” You see much more of your children once they leave home ” <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

This is a true fact this I know for<\/p>\n

When my children were at home<\/p>\n

They were always gone<\/p>\n

Now that they are grown<\/p>\n

And out on their own<\/p>\n

If they are not callin me<\/p>\n

They will stop by<\/p>\n

Just checkin on me so they say any ways<\/p>\n


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” Funny \u2013 Home \u2013 Children ” <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n


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My youngest will call me<\/p>\n

Every day four are five times<\/p>\n

And if I dont answer<\/p>\n

She will ride over here just to see if any thing is wrong<\/p>\n

Sayin why you never answer your phone<\/p>\n

If I dont answer over two times<\/p>\n

She will either take my phone<\/p>\n

And check it thoroughly<\/p>\n

And if it dont work<\/p>\n

She will then go buy another<\/p>\n

Thats my stand by<\/p>\n

My baby<\/p>\n

My son on the other hand<\/p>\n

Will come by maybe once a week<\/p>\n

Then if he dont come by then he will call just to say hello<\/p>\n

And thats about it for him<\/p>\n

Yet some times if he calls my younger daughter<\/p>\n

He will ask her bout me maybe<\/p>\n

And all knows<\/p>\n

That my older daughter<\/p>\n

Is in the home wit me<\/p>\n

And Thats that I care for her hand and feet<\/p>\n

So thats how my story goes all in all okay<\/p>\n

There is nottin funny bout this story and thats because I have nothing funny to say and are cant think of any thing funny per say<\/p>\n


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Quote By: Lucille Ball<\/p>\n


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” The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie bout your age ”
\n <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

_<\/p>\n

” But on the other hand my moto is ” \u2013 <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

” Never tell your age any ways just leave um guessin – <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

If you look good it will show – <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

And I also say dont nuttin git ole but your close and they to comes back in style ” .. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Qoutes By: Lucille Ball<\/p>\n

\u201cIn life all good things come hard but wisdom is the hardest to come by.\u201d<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

” Love yourself first and everything falls into place. ”<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n


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\"man<\/a><\/p>\n


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” The uncontrollable laughter ”<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Started just when<\/p>\n

I saw this guy<\/p>\n

Named Sam walk up wearin a pink tutu skirt dancin for some cookies<\/p>\n

That the lady had just backed<\/p>\n

You could so smell<\/p>\n

The aroma<\/p>\n

All over the place<\/p>\n

Even by now self waz gittin a bit nippy<\/p>\n

But the way that guy waz dancin<\/p>\n

Tryin ta stay on his toes<\/p>\n

Made every body laugh so hard<\/p>\n

I for one could not eat<\/p>\n

For laughtin so hard<\/p>\n

Not that it waz that funny<\/p>\n

But how in heaven name could any one stand<\/p>\n

On toes in steel toe work boots that hard and heavy .. Dunno<\/p>\n

He kept stumble over him own feet as if drunk the harder he tried to stand the more he did stumble<\/p>\n


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Topic: Barbara K. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Picture: Kismet <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Word and are Phrase: Pig feet – boil are pickle .. When Pigs Fly .. If Pigs Could Fly<\/strong><\/font> ..<\/p>\n


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~*~<\/p>\n


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Written By: Bettie Davis ———————————– \u00a9 August o4 , 2o13<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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