{"id":109996,"date":"2013-08-15T20:33:39","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T00:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/109996\/poem-a-fable-for-felines-and-friends\/"},"modified":"2013-08-15T20:33:39","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T00:33:39","slug":"poem-a-fable-for-felines-and-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/109996\/poem-a-fable-for-felines-and-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: A Fable For Felines And Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"

This short Fable was written for the CPC Friday Fling poetry challenge, <\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

where Friday is the topic and a Fable or freeform the recommended formats (or lack thereof).<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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A Fable For Felines and Friends<\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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or<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

WITH A FRIEND NAMED DIARRHEA, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS?<\/font><\/strong><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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There once was a feline named Friday<\/font>
\n who ended each week with a bang.<\/font>
\n He’d sneer at some dog in a wry way<\/font>
\n When attacked, he would sink in a fang.<\/font><\/p>\n

One Friday the feline in question<\/font>
\n provoked a huge shepherd named Max<\/font>
\n Soon Friday had nasty wounds festerin’<\/font>
\n On his back were some deep shepherd tracks.<\/font><\/p>\n

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The moral is found in no cat-a-log,<\/font>
\n but is nonetheless important for all.<\/font>
\n Deliberately annoy big bad dogs,<\/font>
\n you could be lucky if you can still crawl.<\/font>
\n <\/strong>
\n Copyright August 15th 2013 RGD<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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This short Fable was written for the CPC Friday Fling poetry challenge, where Friday is the topic and a Fable or freeform the recommended formats (or lack thereof). \u00a0 A Fable For Felines and Friends \u00a0 or WITH A FRIEND NAMED DIARRHEA, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS? There once was a feline named Friday who ended each […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}