{"id":112204,"date":"2013-10-19T11:11:10","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T15:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/112204\/you-slept-i-did-the-work-keep-yer-mouth-shut\/"},"modified":"2013-10-19T11:11:10","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T15:11:10","slug":"you-slept-i-did-the-work-keep-yer-mouth-shut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/112204\/you-slept-i-did-the-work-keep-yer-mouth-shut\/","title":{"rendered":"you slept, *I* did the work&#8230;keep yer mouth shut&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">It&#8217;s ultimately all my fault I guess, but my &#8220;bedroom&#8221; rug was the place where the dog did most of her &#8220;business&#8221;&#8230;How she got through or around the barriers I put up is a mystery&#8230;Maybe had I cleaned each spot as she was making them I would have been better off&#8230;But I did not&#8230;Foiled by procrastination&#8211;again&#8230;So finally it got to the point to where *I* could no longer stand the way the rug looked and I reluctantly agreed that we had to get rid of it&#8230;I think I was supposed to have help with that process&#8230;I had none&#8230;I don&#8217;t have too much trouble with that, but my\u00a0 philosophy is that because you didn&#8217;t help, you probably shouldn&#8217;t comment on what I did or how I did it&#8230;unless you&#8217;re gonna be positive&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">and the Project didn&#8217;t kill me, yet&#8230;I think we&#8217;re going to the movies later&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">ADDENDUM&#8211;went and saw GRAVITY in 3-D <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">and<\/span> IMAX&#8230;if you put aside the improbability of the film, you might enjoy it&#8230;but generally I don&#8217;t like movies where when it ends, you think &#8220;THEN what happened?&#8221; But maybe that&#8217;s just me&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s ultimately all my fault I guess, but my &#8220;bedroom&#8221; rug was the place where the dog did most of her &#8220;business&#8221;&#8230;How she got through or around the barriers I put up is a mystery&#8230;Maybe had I cleaned each spot as she was making them I would have been better off&#8230;But I did not&#8230;Foiled by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}