{"id":112700,"date":"2013-11-06T21:42:04","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T02:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/112700\/dawn-must-be-really-soon-because\/"},"modified":"2013-11-06T21:42:04","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T02:42:04","slug":"dawn-must-be-really-soon-because","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/112700\/dawn-must-be-really-soon-because\/","title":{"rendered":"Dawn must be really soon because&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">it&#8217;s very VERY dark right now&#8230;I have $10 in the Bank and maybe $3 in my pocket&#8230;The roomie is almost as bad off as I am&#8211;how is that even possible? But I have the job interview coming up on Thursday (tomorrow) and the anxiety is mounting&#8230;I asked Ron if I could come and sing with him; If he says I can&#8217;t then I&#8217;m f**ked&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">If I was a praying man, I&#8217;d pray for the job at the grocery store&#8230;The process of getting there might be a logistic nightmare, but I&#8217;m willing to find out&#8230;Surely it won&#8217;t cost $10 a day&#8230;And for another thing, I&#8217;m starting to get tired of cleaning up after animals&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Apparently the proper use of toilet paper is something only Western Man (or Woman) has mastered&#8230;I&#8217;m starting to find that quite frustrating&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">ADDENDUM&#8211;I have no idea how the job interview went&#8230;which means the interviewer did their job&#8230;maybe there will be a second one, who knows? In the meantime, it&#8217;s off to Shady Grove to make a few bucks with Ron&#8230;anything over $20 would be appreciated&#8230;I guess ANY amount would be appreciated&#8230;but payday is a week away, $60 would be perfect&#8230;I seem greedy, I know&#8230;that&#8217;s because I&#8217;m NEEDY&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s very VERY dark right now&#8230;I have $10 in the Bank and maybe $3 in my pocket&#8230;The roomie is almost as bad off as I am&#8211;how is that even possible? But I have the job interview coming up on Thursday (tomorrow) and the anxiety is mounting&#8230;I asked Ron if I could come and sing with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}