{"id":113249,"date":"2013-11-27T08:13:46","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T13:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/113249\/blindsided\/"},"modified":"2013-11-27T08:13:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T13:13:46","slug":"blindsided","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/113249\/blindsided\/","title":{"rendered":"blindsided"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">I didn&#8217;t tell the guy who signs my paychecks about MY plans re: my work schedule for this week, and he didn&#8217;t tell me his&#8230;I think he&#8217;s outta town&#8230;I DIDN&#8217;T get my paycheck this morning and I&#8217;m not at all happy about that&#8230;my immediate Boss has it&#8211;HE&#8217;S on vacation&#8230;he told me he wasn&#8217;t going anywhere, but he lives in Glen Burnie&#8230;does this mean I won&#8217;t get my check until MONDAY? that sucks a LOT&#8230;the food stamps cover food of course; I DO feel lucky to have &#8217;em&#8230;But food is all I can buy; I can&#8217;t piss in the gas tank&#8230;it actually feels like Life is Good <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">and<\/span> it sucks&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">ADDENDUM&#8211;I will try to stick to my original plan and go in around 8-ish tonight when (I assume) the building will be empty and do my jobs&#8230;I do\u00a0 think I&#8217;ll need another little nap or some Dr.Pepper or something to keep me going&#8230;IF the check IS there, at least I&#8217;ll actually have it&#8230;I guess I&#8217;ll go to the bank on Friday (sigh)&#8230;and I&#8217;m only gonna do what I think I need to do; I suspect that whoever went to work there in the morning was gone after Lunch&#8230;how dirty can the bathrooms be? How much trash will there be? I could be there before 8 and be back home by about Midnight&#8230;If my paycheck isn&#8217;t there, I&#8217;ll be home quite a bit sooner&#8230;I don&#8217;t like getting f**ked with&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">THE END BIT&#8211;the paycheck was there, I pretty much did everything I usually do&#8230;Most of the cubicles&#8217; trash cans were empty, but the break room trash cans were overflowing&#8211;a yin\/yang balance kind of thing I guess&#8230;I got home just before Midnight&#8230;I&#8217;m gonna &#8220;surf&#8221; for awhile to wind down then hit the sack around 1AM&#8230;NOW I can say Life is Good&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t tell the guy who signs my paychecks about MY plans re: my work schedule for this week, and he didn&#8217;t tell me his&#8230;I think he&#8217;s outta town&#8230;I DIDN&#8217;T get my paycheck this morning and I&#8217;m not at all happy about that&#8230;my immediate Boss has it&#8211;HE&#8217;S on vacation&#8230;he told me he wasn&#8217;t going anywhere, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}