{"id":113565,"date":"2013-12-10T23:07:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T04:07:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/113565\/poem-please-pass-da-pasta\/"},"modified":"2013-12-10T23:07:21","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T04:07:21","slug":"poem-please-pass-da-pasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/113565\/poem-please-pass-da-pasta\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Please Pass Da Pasta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>This was written for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/113526\/wonderful-wednesday-is-nuts-about-noodles\/\">CPC Wonderful Wednesday poetry challenge<\/a>, where Bettie&#8217;s topic is noodles!<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s136.photobucket.com\/user\/scotorum\/media\/CPCChallenges\/pasta_zps257e38fe.jpg.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/CPCChallenges\/pasta_zps257e38fe.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\" photo pasta_zps257e38fe.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font><strong><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"6\">PLEASE PASS DA PASTA<\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font><strong><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"6\"><br \/>\n <\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font><strong> <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font><strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"5\"> Old Gollum grumbled, becoming more callow.<br \/>\n Farmer Fred fumed while his hayfield fell fallow.<br \/>\n Jedi Yoda yodled until he was yellow.<br \/>\n Mephistopholes mumbled till he lost his mellow.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"5\"> <\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"5\"> What was the issue they all had in common?<br \/>\n Why were they pining like Challot&#8217;s madwoman?<br \/>\n The truth is a yearning was burning inside<br \/>\n for oddles of noodles baked, boiled, broiled or fried.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font><strong> <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font><strong><font size=\"3\"> Copyright December 10th 2013 RGD<\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font><strong><font size=\"3\">Please pass the pasta, Pastor Preston!<\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was written for the CPC Wonderful Wednesday poetry challenge, where Bettie&#8217;s topic is noodles! \u00a0 PLEASE PASS DA PASTA Old Gollum grumbled, becoming more callow. Farmer Fred fumed while his hayfield fell fallow. Jedi Yoda yodled until he was yellow. Mephistopholes mumbled till he lost his mellow. What was the issue they all had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}