{"id":114033,"date":"2014-01-02T21:48:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T02:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/114033\/back-to-normal-etc\/"},"modified":"2014-01-02T21:48:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T02:48:52","slug":"back-to-normal-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/114033\/back-to-normal-etc\/","title":{"rendered":"back to normal, etc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">It was a &#8220;normal&#8221; day at work&#8230;except&#8230;I have the nagging feeling I skipped one of the bathrooms altogether&#8230;I was finished WAY sooner than was humanly possible&#8230;I dunno what, but I must have left out something somehow&#8230;(whispers) I deliberately didn&#8217;t mop a floor&#8211;*I* didn&#8217;t think it needed it&#8230;but there may have been other things I forgot to do&#8230; <br \/>\n <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">On the way to work I stopped by the subway station to see a friend&#8230;I hadn&#8217;t seen him since I started working that wacky schedule I had while my supervisor was on vacation&#8230;HE noticed that I&#8217;ve been missing from Facebook for awhile, sounded a bit worried&#8230;he&#8217;s the only &#8220;friend&#8221; who has noticed apparently&#8230;that makes me sad&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">as I write this, it&#8217;s snowing in the DC area&#8230;hopefully I won&#8217;t have to go to work tomorrow&#8230;Before I leave I&#8217;ll call Robert&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">LATER&#8211;I didn&#8217;t call Robert, I just went in&#8230;I did my job, then came home&#8230;I think I&#8217;m glad it&#8217;s Friday&#8230;On the other hand I don&#8217;t yet have enough money to get to work next week&#8230;see? same shit, different year&#8230;<br \/>\n <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a &#8220;normal&#8221; day at work&#8230;except&#8230;I have the nagging feeling I skipped one of the bathrooms altogether&#8230;I was finished WAY sooner than was humanly possible&#8230;I dunno what, but I must have left out something somehow&#8230;(whispers) I deliberately didn&#8217;t mop a floor&#8211;*I* didn&#8217;t think it needed it&#8230;but there may have been other things I forgot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}