{"id":11467,"date":"2011-01-16T15:44:18","date_gmt":"2011-01-16T20:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/11467\/sad-blog-squirrels-die\/"},"modified":"2011-01-16T15:44:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-16T20:44:18","slug":"sad-blog-squirrels-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/11467\/sad-blog-squirrels-die\/","title":{"rendered":"SAD BLOG: Where Squirrels Go to Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">I was on my front patio today, and saw what I thought was something cute, so I went and got my video camera.\u00a0 Turns out, it was anything but cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Squirrels.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dylancasey.org\/NeutrinoSessions\/squirrel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"276\" height=\"346\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> Gotta love em. Perky, fluffy, beautiful tails. Mischievious  dispositions.  They seemingly have ideal lives of play, food and being  outside. But&#8230; they don&#8217;t live very long. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> At a distance, it looked  like a cute squirrel doing something goofy.  When I got closer, I  realized that this squirrel was old, blind, and stuck up at the top of  this post, much like the Seahawks football season today, it was waiting to die. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Viewer discretion advised. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% #000000;width: 600px;height: 370px\"><object><\/object><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size: 12px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/watch\/5808518\/where_squirrels_go_to_die\/\">Where Squirrels Go to Die<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/\">The best video clips are right here<\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on my front patio today, and saw what I thought was something cute, so I went and got my video camera.\u00a0 Turns out, it was anything but cute. Squirrels. Gotta love em. Perky, fluffy, beautiful tails. Mischievious dispositions. They seemingly have ideal lives of play, food and being outside. But&#8230; they don&#8217;t live [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,10],"tags":[541,81,108,1361],"class_list":["post-11467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-life","tag-animals","tag-joko","tag-music-2","tag-squirrels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}