{"id":13352,"date":"2011-01-29T20:41:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-30T01:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/13352\/missy-tuff\/"},"modified":"2011-01-29T20:41:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-30T01:41:46","slug":"missy-tuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/13352\/missy-tuff\/","title":{"rendered":"MISSY TUFF"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><span><strong>MISSY TUFFY<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><span><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Little Missy  puffy <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Thats me  sittin here on my turfy <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Eat   me sweet toffy so toasty <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">And so  delightful<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Gittin much  buffy<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Not a  care in this world<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Till down  sit beside me was<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">This big  ole turd<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Askin me  ta share<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">What on  earth could have been on his raggedy mind<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Ta ask a girl ta share her stuffy<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Nothing on  this land makes one so puffy <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Den ta  ask for some Stuffing<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">When its  strawberries and chocolate cream fillin <\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Yum yum  yummy deliciously awesome<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Finger lickin  mouth waterin<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Ya can only engain  what happened next<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Yep he  got smacked right in the tuft<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Written By:   Bettie Davis   &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;  \u00a9  January 26 , 2011<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/daviselberton\" target=\"_blank\">bettie<\/a><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"> <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/daviselberton\/blog\/541817183#\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/daviselberton\/blog\/541817183#<\/a><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">; <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MISSY TUFFY Little Missy puffy Thats me sittin here on my turfy Eat me sweet toffy so toasty And so delightful Gittin much buffy Not a care in this world Till down sit beside me was This big ole turd Askin me ta share What on earth could have been on his raggedy mind Ta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}