{"id":17036,"date":"2011-02-18T02:19:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T07:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/17036\/bottom\/"},"modified":"2011-02-18T02:19:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T07:19:02","slug":"bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/17036\/bottom\/","title":{"rendered":"See You at the Bottom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guess all you want<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

For I\u2019ll probably never tell,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But if you\u2019re feeling like this shoe fits,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Then you\u2019re probably wearing it very well.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Pompous Ass,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Why do you have to bash everyone that doesn\u2019t think like you?\u00a0 Or, doesn\u2019t agree with you?\u00a0 Or, doesn\u2019t live like you?\u00a0 What is it that makes you so right?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

How can you tell someone else how to live?\u00a0 Or, what they should be?\u00a0 Or, how they should behave?\u00a0 Or, what they should think?\u00a0 Do you really have all the right answers?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The worn out, obsolete, repressed mentality you display provides only criticisms without any viable solutions.\u00a0 You expect everyone to listen but you have nothing constructive to say.\u00a0 You want accolades and the benefits of successes just because of your existence, and yet you get smug pleasure in failures with no responsibility to their cause.\u00a0 Is your life really that charmed?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You demand respect, but you give none.\u00a0 Just because you add \u201cplease\u201d and \u201cthank you\u201d when you tell someone to basically eat shit, choke and die, although proper etiquette, it is not respect.\u00a0 You listen to no one as everyone is far less than you.\u00a0 As you see it, our common, mediocre existences are nothing in comparison with just your mere presence. \u00a0What have you done that makes you so special?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We see that you are a legend in your own mind.\u00a0 Your delusions of grandeur cannot hide the fact that you are nothing more than another turd floating alongside the rest of us in the toilet bowl of humanity.\u00a0 No matter how much hot air you fill yourself with it will never be enough to keep you from going down the drain when the flush handle gets pulled.\u00a0 Gravity is funny like that when you really can\u2019t fly.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sincerely,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The Astounded<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guess all you want For I\u2019ll probably never tell, But if you\u2019re feeling like this shoe fits, Then you\u2019re probably wearing it very well. \u00a0 Dear Pompous Ass, Why do you have to bash everyone that doesn\u2019t think like you?\u00a0 Or, doesn\u2019t agree with you?\u00a0 Or, doesn\u2019t live like you?\u00a0 What is it that makes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}