{"id":209,"date":"2010-11-20T06:02:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T06:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/209\/curse-of-the-dancing\/"},"modified":"2010-11-20T06:02:02","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T06:02:02","slug":"curse-of-the-dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/209\/curse-of-the-dancing\/","title":{"rendered":"CURSE OF THE DANCING"},"content":{"rendered":"

CURSE OF THE DANCING FINGERS<\/p>\n

“rusky”,\u00a0 screamed the Admiral
\n“What the hell are you doing ?”
\nI was five and Rose was 11
\n“She keeps pinching me I said”
\nJust cause my teeToka toy has more sand in it
\nPlus I think She just peed in the sand pit
\nMy Mommy told me that was not allowed
\nO fer…Computer…end simulation…!
\nI got up and brushed the sand off my uniform
\nRose looked a little embarrased
\nwhen you two have finished
\nSaid the Admiral
\nWe have a slight emergency in cargo Bay 4
\nOh crap…not that one again
\nrusky said the Admiral get your ass down there now !
\nAnd\u00a0NO Rose…
\nGet your ass to the galley
\nYou’re the one who pissed off our cook
\nThere are 400 potatoes that need to be peeled
\nAnd…wash your hands first !!!
\nok…so wha…dda we got I said to Evil Twin Admiral ?
\nWe got an unknown vessel comming in
\nTake a cannon said the Admiral
\nOh you know I hate those things,
\nWell can’t you come with me I replied ?
\nrusky…I have lots of other issues to deal with
\nSaid the Admiral<\/span><\/div>\n

\nThe flame was on the window
\nI suggest you stand back a little She said
\nNo seriously this ones comming in hot
\nI just managed to step out of the way before six tonns of steel bounced off the bulkhead
\nJilly’s arm was ablaze up to her shoulder
\nHow come your hair never catches fire ?
\nShut up said Captain flame in the Snow
\nThere’s a life form in there<\/span><\/div>\n

\nThe doors to the shuttle burst open
\nand a beautiful Wonan fell out
\nI got her I said…I got her
\nHer eyes are rolled back
\nWe need to get her to the Healer
\nI said…fast<\/span><\/div>\n
Willy I awaken in an unknown strange foreign place<\/span><\/div>\n
I was in sickbay lost and in dis maces<\/span><\/div>\n
Far far from my home <\/span><\/div>\n
Hair array and a mess<\/span><\/div>\n
where the heck am I I say<\/span><\/div>\n
weak from my ordeal<\/span><\/div>\n
Eyes wide open now I wonder<\/span><\/div>\n
Looking around to see<\/span><\/div>\n
All these strange thing<\/span><\/div>\n
about me<\/span><\/div>\n
Darn I much have fallen over board<\/span><\/div>\n
In the storm that night<\/span><\/div>\n
As we sail the trouble waters<\/span><\/div>\n
That stormy night<\/span><\/div>\n
No I remember now<\/span><\/div>\n
Yes I remember<\/span><\/div>\n
I slipped aboard last night<\/span><\/div>\n
To take a better look<\/span><\/div>\n
At this strange ship<\/span><\/div>\n
Where the heck are my clothes<\/span><\/div>\n
I got ta get out of this place<\/span><\/div>\n
Up the galleys I walk<\/span><\/div>\n
Finding my way to the deck<\/span><\/div>\n
All these strange faces<\/span><\/div>\n
Lookin upon me<\/span><\/div>\n
Hey where am I I re-pile<\/span><\/div>\n
No one answers just looks<\/span><\/div>\n
Upon me<\/span><\/div>\n
I must speak to the one in charge <\/span><\/div>\n
I re piled<\/span><\/div>\n
Go get the Admiral<\/span><\/div>\n
I heard someone say<\/span><\/div>\n
Admiral I say<\/span><\/div>\n
Yea go get the Admiral<\/span><\/div>\n
I demands<\/span><\/div>\n
I much know of my where about<\/span><\/div>\n
And who are all of you<\/span><\/div>\n
I am princess<\/span><\/div>\n
Princess !!!!<\/span><\/div>\n
Wait a minute<\/span><\/div>\n
I can’t remember my name<\/span><\/div>\n
I much have suffered amnesia <\/span><\/div>\n
From the bump that I got on my head<\/span><\/div>\n
Back in the cargo deck<\/span><\/div>\n
Now on deck<\/span><\/div>\n
The Admiral arrives whats this<\/span><\/div>\n
We got unwanted cargo aboard I see<\/span><\/div>\n
From where did she come<\/span><\/div>\n
I am princess<\/span><\/div>\n
Princess Adore<\/span><\/div>\n
I am from Star land<\/span><\/div>\n
The little princess spoke<\/span><\/div>\n
Yea<\/span><\/div>\n
Yea I<\/span><\/div>\n
I remember <\/span><\/div>\n
I remember my name<\/span><\/div>\n
Se gent may ham says<\/span><\/div>\n
She was stored away in the cargo bay<\/span><\/div>\n
One of the hands on deck said<\/span><\/div>\n
As I was lookin for dem potatoes<\/span><\/div>\n
ya wanna peeled<\/span><\/div>\n
She came rollin out<\/span><\/div>\n
Pretty little thing too<\/span><\/div>\n
I might add<\/span><\/div>\n
Pretty<\/span><\/div>\n
The Admiral shouted<\/span><\/div>\n
We have more mouths on hand now<\/span><\/div>\n
Than we can feed<\/span><\/div>\n
What are we gonna do wit another mouth ta fed<\/span><\/div>\n
Rusky<\/span><\/div>\n
Rusky<\/span><\/div>\n
Wheres that Rusky<\/span><\/div>\n
The Admiral yell<\/span><\/div>\n
Sense you found her<\/span><\/div>\n
She is your responsibility <\/span><\/div>\n
She eats your share<\/span><\/div>\n
You take care of her<\/span><\/div>\n
And keep her outta my sight<\/span><\/div>\n
Till we land on Juanita <\/span><\/div>\n
Wheres my meal<\/span><\/div>\n
I am as hungry as a horse
\n<\/span><\/div>\n
Arr arr<\/span><\/div>\n
Comin right up<\/span><\/div>\n
Admiral sir
\nMadam
\n<\/span><\/div>\n
Comin right up<\/span><\/div>\n
Back to the galley<\/span><\/div>\n
When the cook<\/span><\/div>\n
With little princess in toe<\/span><\/div>\n
Now see hem<\/span><\/div>\n
I hope ya don’t eat much<\/span><\/div>\n
Then he tosses her a pice of bread<\/span><\/div>\n
That’ll hole ya<\/span><\/div>\n
Till the villa ar ‘ darn<\/span><\/div>\n
To Be Continue <\/span><\/div>\n
Much Love <\/span><\/div>\n
Rusky & Bettie<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Written By:\u00a0 Russell Ayres & Bettie Davis ~ October 25 , Posted:\u00a0 November 01 , 2010<\/span><\/div>\n

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CURSE OF THE DANCING FINGERS “rusky”,\u00a0 screamed the Admiral “What the hell are you doing ?” I was five and Rose was 11 “She keeps pinching me I said” Just cause my teeToka toy has more sand in it Plus I think She just peed in the sand pit My Mommy told me that was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}