{"id":21318,"date":"2011-03-06T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/21318\/theoretically\/"},"modified":"2011-03-06T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:52:00","slug":"theoretically","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/21318\/theoretically\/","title":{"rendered":"theoretically&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size: medium;color: #000000\">&#8230;if I had a girlfriend (if they&#8217;re still called that) what would she be like? Well, I think she&#8217;d be a woman not a girl, because after all I&#8217;m well on my way to being an ol&#8217; geezer&#8230;do I know any unmarried women approximately my age that I would have a relationship with? Possibly&#8230;Would I have sex with a woman my age? THAT&#8217;S another question I&#8217;m ashamed to say&#8230;and before I forget, looks don&#8217;t matter all that much&#8211;especially &#8216;cos I look like this&#8230;Compatibility is #1 with me I think&#8230;I CAN be somewhat flexible, but for the most part I&#8217;m not an &#8220;outdoorsy&#8221; kind of guy&#8230;Smoking and drinking are a turn off for me, but I can tolerate some drinking&#8230;she should certainly be politically compatible, or at least very tolerant of people who don&#8217;t share her views&#8230;Musical compatibility is fairly HUGE with me, but again, I can be somewhat flexible&#8230;why am I even discussing all this? Boredom mostly&#8230;I seem to have the uncanny ability to become infatuated with women who are already married&#8230;it&#8217;s a long list&#8230;I&#8217;m not obsessing over all this, I don&#8217;t think; it&#8217;s just that I might be making a new friend on the OTHER FB and I gotta wonder if she and I could theoretically become more than friends&#8230;and if not, then I&#8217;ve lost nothing, right?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;if I had a girlfriend (if they&#8217;re still called that) what would she be like? Well, I think she&#8217;d be a woman not a girl, because after all I&#8217;m well on my way to being an ol&#8217; geezer&#8230;do I know any unmarried women approximately my age that I would have a relationship with? Possibly&#8230;Would I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}