{"id":21561,"date":"2011-03-07T20:02:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T01:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/21561\/1st-blog-friend-burst\/"},"modified":"2011-03-07T20:02:32","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T01:02:32","slug":"1st-blog-friend-burst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/21561\/1st-blog-friend-burst\/","title":{"rendered":"My 1st Blog on Friend Burst!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The blog owner accepts no liability for the content of this blog or blog comments, or for the consequences of any butthurt on the basis of the information provided. If you are the intended butthurtee you are hereby notified that disclosing, copying, distributing or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this blog is strictly prohibited.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Things I Have Learned In The Last Week on FriendBurst<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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1. When losing an argument, throw as many extra subjects into the mix that have absolutely nothing to do with the orginal argument.<\/span><\/p>\n

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2. Call people names then cry like a school girl when they return in kind.<\/span><\/p>\n

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3. Rewrite history or edit blogs to make it look like you are not the liar that everyone knows you to be.<\/span><\/p>\n

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4. Use insane racist rants, then act like it was someone elses fault.<\/span><\/p>\n

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5. After using these insane racist rants, challenge others to call you a racist, then whine about it when they do.<\/span><\/p>\n

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6. Denounce drama because you are above it, but make sure you repeatedly cause or are involved in it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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7. Make your opponent seem inhuman, after all that’s what works in war, right?<\/span><\/p>\n

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8. Call your opponent a bully, all the while being one yourself.<\/span><\/p>\n

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9. If you repeat the same lie over and over and over again until even you are convinced that it’s true, then it must be true.<\/span><\/p>\n

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10. Jump other people for doing the exact same thing you have been doing for years, then deny that you do it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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11. Some people have no idea what or where a natural waist is, or how to measure it.<\/span><\/p>\n

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12. If you put @, # or an * in a word it magically makes it different.<\/span><\/p>\n

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13. If it looks like a pussy and acts like a pussy, it’s name must be Bill.<\/span><\/p>\n

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14. There are more cool people on Friend Burst than there are fucksticks.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bitch slaps will be given to fucksticks that use the following words, phrases or any combination of either in the comment section.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Marxist, Fascist, Nazi, Communist, Hussein, Slavery, Baby Killer, Bitter, Weak, Little Person, Lazy, Welfare, Unemployed, Work for a Living, Bully, Bullied, Cyber Bullies, Goaded, KKK, Harry Fox, 2nd job, Thumb, Gouge, Eye, Dead Father, Suicide, Lawyer, Blocked, Ignored, Oscar Meyer, Deafening Silence or Victim.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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