{"id":25850,"date":"2011-03-26T04:16:11","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T08:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/25850\/awwwwww-sucks-big-time\/"},"modified":"2011-03-26T04:16:11","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T08:16:11","slug":"awwwwww-sucks-big-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/25850\/awwwwww-sucks-big-time\/","title":{"rendered":"AWWWWWW THAT SUCKS BIG TIME"},"content":{"rendered":"

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AWWWWW THAT SUCKS BIG TIME<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Awwwww that sucks<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sigh<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I give my breath to you the secrets no one ever heard<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> An my heart the tears flow I dont know where to go<\/span><\/p>\n

You gave a home and a song to singbrought joy every day<\/span><\/p>\n

But you are ways leaving and taking it all away<\/span><\/p>\n

Took you to a mountain top<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> Where the music of nature never stopped<\/span><\/p>\n

And a sadness permeates my soul<\/span><\/p>\n

Your leaving now my heart feels old<\/span><\/p>\n

I didnt know I just didnt know<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> Things change this I know please please oh please dont go<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> And again you forgot<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> You keep spending and giving to the point I cannot afford give<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> I give you not because I can not<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> More or less whos to judge<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> We are what we have become what more he will work out in some
\nWe will be and are forgiven<\/span><\/p>\n

Back then forth bonding ties living sort never lies forever together for eternity<\/span><\/p>\n

Being married two times two seeing him and being two oh so true I love you!<\/span><\/p>\n

It takes two to<\/span><\/p>\n

It takes two baby it takes two you and me<\/span><\/p>\n

Argue so one needs to be humble when one is not<\/span><\/p>\n

Be committed when tying the knot<\/span><\/p>\n

Where’s the Loaded question lo<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh good grief<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s always greener on the other<\/span><\/p>\n

Times ones think the other side is greener but it is not<\/span><\/p>\n

No point in a pickup line obviously youre a dumptruck<\/span><\/p>\n

Not dumb enough to be your dirt and let you hurt<\/span><\/p>\n

R<\/a>oses are red violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits<\/span><\/p>\n

But you have the hairiest arm pits<\/span><\/p>\n

Said the midget to the mini skirt nice hair there come noon we can reBloom<\/span><\/p>\n

Roses are red sometimes pin lets go to bed Ill show you my d wink<\/span><\/p>\n

If youre going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you<\/span><\/p>\n

Keep smelling and Rag doll you will become<\/span><\/p>\n

damn you look good in beer goggles<\/span><\/p>\n

You do too<\/span><\/p>\n

Give me a pair and you will look good too<\/span><\/p>\n

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths<\/span><\/p>\n

Wild thing swim on in<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a>If you were a booger Id pick you first.<\/span><\/p>\n

Truelove<\/span><\/p>\n

I suffer from amnesia do I come here often<\/span><\/p>\n

Give me the pleasure of refreshing your memory<\/span><\/p>\n

Walk a line and hear a tune remember your will and the rising moon<\/span><\/p>\n

Gas is rising … war to shore my friends of these days love over-pour<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes indeed and a treasure for all to fee<\/span><\/p>\n

Rags to riches for those with love are rich for life<\/span><\/p>\n

To be free is a will in me and to see the begin shaking<\/span><\/p>\n

Free enjoy being<\/span><\/p>\n

Getting reamed by government is our lot<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> So bend over and crack a smile itll be all over in a little while<\/span><\/p>\n

I needed more of what you’ve got<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> What I got aint worth havin<\/span><\/p>\n

I needed your more, because I had naught<\/span><\/p>\n

I gave you Al Gore you gave me Pol<\/span><\/p>\n

Looking to complete my Political Nutcases trading card series<\/span><\/p>\n

Well I had two Pots and needed more Gore<\/span><\/p>\n

Radical environmentalists dont get me hot<\/span><\/p>\n

Rays go by standing strong and going along singing my happy song<\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah and then thats what she said all the long<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the doorbell rang ding dong ding dong<\/span><\/p>\n

the all about and your not there I look to see then feel you dont care<\/span><\/p>\n

um love to take the truth cause with the dare he still dont care<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> You just had to leave and take that dare<\/span><\/p>\n

tired and sore and needing a message I do you now you do me
\nwhat is the problem<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey, do you work for UPS I could have sworn I saw you checkin out my package<\/span><\/p>\n

I would be so grateful if you give it back<\/span><\/p>\n

Now youll get plenty of s**t I have a MySpace account so Im used to that<\/span><\/p>\n

then the enema squirted full shot<\/span><\/p>\n

Baby youre sexier than socks on a rooster.<\/span><\/p>\n

At later I found poo in my snot<\/span><\/p>\n

with constipation I couldn’t plop in the pot<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> A boiling potato wouldnt fit and was too hot<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a>I forgave a whore at her grave pl<\/span><\/p>\n

For giving me herpes on my genital spot<\/span><\/p>\n

I gave a snore then bubbled some snot<\/span><\/p>\n

Then it popped and made a big blot<\/span><\/p>\n

Leaving me a big blow in the head and a great big knot<\/span><\/p>\n

Knot in heart not anymore<\/span><\/p>\n

Cant help staring at her pair<\/span><\/p>\n

Cant help caring for her au pair<\/span><\/p>\n

Pair as two or as couple<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a>Take some time and move a little slowers<\/span><\/p>\n

Take that grime off to a shower<\/span><\/p>\n

If I move any slower I am going to need a wheel chair
\nYour reputation shall precede you if you can’t make this right<\/span><\/p>\n

If youre left leg was Thanksgiving and your right was Christmas<\/span><\/p>\n

Would you mind if I visited you between the holidays<\/span><\/p>\n

Take us to heaven or go to your grave<\/span><\/p>\n

Wham bam thank you mam is what I got man with passion you are not<\/span><\/p>\n

Thought women would be knocking down your door<\/span><\/p>\n

Our love is but sin<\/span><\/p>\n

No way to win have to end<\/span><\/p>\n

Listen to the wind<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> Sound you should know for hot air you blow<\/span><\/p>\n

Follow the stars<\/span><\/p>\n

Maybe tomorrow you will see the light<\/span><\/p>\n

Thought you were so hot when you were not<\/span><\/p>\n

All you gave me was diddly squat<\/span><\/p>\n

That’s ’cause diddly squat is all Ive got s<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a> Quat I did kissing your heels<\/span><\/p>\n

The one that says: come to my lair c<\/span><\/p>\n

Aint help staring at her pair<\/span><\/p>\n

He had me dancing light on air d<\/span><\/p>\n

Aring letting her hair down I<\/span><\/p>\n

Gave you love you made me hot<\/span><\/p>\n

When you told me to stop it was a final turn off<\/span><\/p>\n

Seems I am the one always giving where you could care less<\/span><\/p>\n

We would make the most perfect pair<\/span><\/p>\n

I would feed you more where you feed me<\/span><\/p>\n

Starving me and leaving me to rot<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a> If you were here I would top them with whip cream for two<\/span><\/p>\n

Hoping has an effect as an enema for you<\/span><\/p>\n

adding lots of sweet, sticky goo<\/span><\/p>\n

Eating cherries and raspberries too<\/span><\/p>\n

Dipped in luscious, chocolate fondue<\/span><\/p>\n

lost without You<\/span><\/p>\n

Until I realized I was used<\/span><\/p>\n

Sad but True<\/span><\/p>\n

I learned from yo<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven gals coming through with lines<\/span><\/p>\n

Ink shining fun times inspiring<\/span><\/p>\n

Daisy petals one by one<\/span><\/p>\n

Which one<\/span><\/p>\n

Now give me everything youve got<\/span><\/p>\n

Except a baby in tow<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/a> Written By: The Cast At The CPC —- But Not Me This I Got Left Out This One Thanks To You All<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a9 March 26 , 2011 Put Together By: Bettie Davis<\/span><\/p>\n

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~*~ AWWWWW THAT SUCKS BIG TIME Awwwww that sucks Sigh I give my breath to you the secrets no one ever heard An my heart the tears flow I dont know where to go You gave a home and a song to singbrought joy every day But you are ways leaving and taking it all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}