{"id":26138,"date":"2011-03-27T06:21:48","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T10:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/26138\/computer-translation-fun-bowl-fix-cat\/"},"modified":"2011-03-27T06:21:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T10:21:48","slug":"computer-translation-fun-bowl-fix-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/26138\/computer-translation-fun-bowl-fix-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Computer translation fun: Say bowl and fix the cat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A tongue twister<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bissens gispende gipsbisps gipsgebis gispede<\/p>\n

Bissen gasping gipsbisps plaster denture gasped<\/em><\/p>\n

A drinking song<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hvis \u00d8resund det var et gyldent \u00f8lhav,<\/p>\n

s\u00e5 kunne jeg godt t\u00e6nke mig at v\u00e6re \u00e5l,<\/p>\n

og ligge der p\u00e5 bunden<\/p>\n

og f\u00e5 gyldent \u00f8l i munden,\u00a0<\/p>\n

og ligge der p\u00e5 bunden og sige sk\u00e5l<\/p>\n

If the Sound it was a golden beer garden,<\/em><\/p>\n

I could well imagine being eel<\/em><\/p>\n

and lie at the bottom<\/em><\/p>\n

and get golden beer in your mouth<\/em><\/p>\n

and lie at the bottom and say bowl<\/em><\/p>\n

A song for children<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bag din kurv gik solen ned<\/p>\n

l\u00f8s dit halseb\u00e5nd,<\/p>\n

r\u00e6k nu poten til godnat<\/p>\n

n\u00e6’ gi den p\u00e6ne h\u00e5nd.<\/p>\n

Kom og l\u00e6g dit hoved her<\/p>\n

p\u00e5 farfars gamle pude \u00ad-<\/p>\n

s\u00e5 skal du sgu f\u00e5 et kys<\/p>\n

p\u00e5 din v\u00e5de snude.<\/p>\n

Sov min lille hundehvalp<\/p>\n

dr\u00f8m du bare at,<\/p>\n

du kan t\u00e6ve Olsens<\/p>\n

gamle angostura kat.<\/p>\n

Jeg er ogs\u00e5 tr\u00e6t af den<\/p>\n

og navnlig tit om natten<\/p>\n

men en sk\u00f8nne dag vil vi<\/p>\n

tilsammen ordne katten.<\/p>\n

Sov min lille hundemand<\/p>\n

far er jo hos dig.<\/p>\n

Dr\u00f8m dig ind i hundeland<\/p>\n

Ja, dr\u00f8m om fl\u00e6skesteg.<\/p>\n

Vinger f\u00e5r du ikke nej<\/p>\n

men fange hver en misse \u00ad-<\/p>\n

og s\u00e5 er der tusind’ tr\u00e6’r<\/p>\n

hvor du godt m\u00e5 tisse.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Behind your basket sun went down<\/em><\/p>\n

loose your neck bands<\/em><\/p>\n

now extend to paw goodnight<\/em><\/p>\n

almost ‘give the nice hand.<\/em><\/p>\n

Come and lay your head here<\/em><\/p>\n

at Grandpa’s old pillow –<\/em><\/p>\n

then you fucking get a kiss<\/em><\/p>\n

on your wet nose.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep my little puppy<\/em><\/p>\n

dream just that,<\/em><\/p>\n

you can bitch Olsens<\/em><\/p>\n

Angostura old cat.<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m also tired of the<\/em><\/p>\n

and in particular, often at night –<\/em><\/p>\n

But someday we will<\/em><\/p>\n

collectively fix the cat.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Sleep my little dog man<\/em><\/p>\n

Dad’s with you.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dream yourself into dogs land<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes, the dream of roast pork.<\/em><\/p>\n

Wings you will not get no<\/em><\/p>\n

but catch every one miss<\/em><\/p>\n

and then there are one thousand ‘tr\u00e6’r<\/em><\/p>\n

how well you must pee<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

(First posted on myspace\u00a0\u00a029\/11 2010\u00a0)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A tongue twister Bissens gispende gipsbisps gipsgebis gispede Bissen gasping gipsbisps plaster denture gasped A drinking song Hvis \u00d8resund det var et gyldent \u00f8lhav, s\u00e5 kunne jeg godt t\u00e6nke mig at v\u00e6re \u00e5l, og ligge der p\u00e5 bunden og f\u00e5 gyldent \u00f8l i munden,\u00a0 og ligge der p\u00e5 bunden og sige sk\u00e5l If the Sound […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-other","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}