{"id":4702,"date":"2010-12-10T12:48:45","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T17:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/4702\/product-endorsements\/"},"modified":"2010-12-10T12:48:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T17:48:45","slug":"product-endorsements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/4702\/product-endorsements\/","title":{"rendered":"Product Endorsements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">One thing I always heard when I was working in retail is that a person is X times more likely to tell someone else about a bad experience they had with a product or business than a good one.  I forget how much the X was.  I think it varied depending upon how strongly the person was trying to inspire us to provide better customer service.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.bloggingstocks.com\/media\/2007\/04\/wmtreceipt.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"133\" height=\"227\" \/>You know those customer surveys you find on the back of pretty much every receipt you get nowadays?  They usually off you a chance at $10,000 or so just for a few minutes of your time.  Who calls those in?  I don\u2019t.  No one I know does.  Free money, and its not worth our time.  I\u2019ve told myself several times that as an experiment, one of these days, I\u2019m going to commit to calling in each and every survey I get for a week or month just to say I\u2019ve done that.  Hasn\u2019t happened. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">That said, I thought I write a blog about some things I endorse.  I came up with this idea a few weeks back when I noticed the coffee and cigarette stains on my lower front teeth had completely disappeared.  I\u2019ve used every \u201cwhitening\u201d brand of toothpaste on the shelf, and none of them ever did anything of note.  Until now.  My first product endorsement:  Crest 3D White! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i160.photobucket.com\/albums\/t178\/jokolondo\/3D-White-Vivid-Toothpaste-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"142\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Fittingly, when I went to their website to DL that image, it asked me if I wanted to participate in a survey.  I declined.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><br \/>\nThis stuff actually does what it says in the ads!  Within a couple weeks of using it, the brownish stains that came from always dragging from a cigarette in the same place on my lips were gone!  Seriously.  Staining that had been there for 10 years, gone in 2 weeks.  No strips or gels or mouthpieces required.  I used to be slightly self-conscious about my teeth.  That\u2019s gone along with the stains!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left\" src=\"http:\/\/i160.photobucket.com\/albums\/t178\/jokolondo\/115626.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">As long as we\u2019re in the bathroom, I want to complain about a product too.  I bought this shaving gel thinking it would work as well as the Edge Gel that I normally get.  Like everything from the Barbasol brand, it\u2019s was a dollar or two cheaper than the better stuff.  Don\u2019t buy this gel.  It\u2019s not the same as Edge.  It\u2019s mealy, doesn\u2019t even want to stick to my face and I\u2019ve cut myself a couple times using it. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mainlandukuleles.com\/images\/mahogany-soprano.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"52\" height=\"131\" \/>Next on the list is UPS Online Tracking.  Now, this isn\u2019t exactly new technology, but I recently ordered something to be shipped that I am very excited about,  excited enough to follow it on its path across the USA.  What am I getting?   One of those&#8212;&gt; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> More details when it gets here.   With my confirmation e-mail from UPS, they provided a link to their online tracking function.  Over the <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.candyfavorites.com\/images\/ups-truck.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>last few days, it has been so cool to see it make it\u2019s little progress.  Ooo!  Now it\u2019s in Bloomington!  It\u2019s made it to Indianapolis!  Ooo! Now it\u2019s in Illinois!  I suppose I am anthropomorphizing as I pictured my new ukulele snug in its shipping box on a grand adventure that thanks to this tracking stuff, I could follow. At 3:23 AM, it got put on a delivery truck here in Washington and it\u2019s riding around the city right now, waiting to come to my door!\u00a0 So excited!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\"> Of course, I endorse FriendBurst!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/file\/pic\/photo\/2010\/12\/Joko_MacKenna-fburst2-2_500.jpg?t=4d0267abecec5\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"245\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">There were a few other things.  I should have made a list because I can\u2019t remember them now.  I\u2019ll conclude by endorsing making lists. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Anything new and amazing you\u2019ve come across lately that you want to share?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing I always heard when I was working in retail is that a person is X times more likely to tell someone else about a bad experience they had with a product or business than a good one. I forget how much the X was. 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