{"id":62802,"date":"2011-09-13T17:41:20","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T21:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/62802\/adventures-freaky-witch-ep-11\/"},"modified":"2011-09-13T17:41:20","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T21:41:20","slug":"adventures-freaky-witch-ep-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/62802\/adventures-freaky-witch-ep-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures of Freaky Witch Ep.11"},"content":{"rendered":"

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<\/font>Creepy watching everything paces back and forth, as she is restless and worried. She thinks she can do nothing. Suddenly, she sees an image of a fast moving wind storm in space.<\/font> <\/font><\/p>\n

\u201cLord Dragon, there is a very large wind storm headed your way. You must get on a moon or the planet. It’s to big to ride out. What do I advise Lady Fire to do?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cTell her to stay in the clouds or on the planet.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYes sir.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cLady Fire, there is a fast moving wind storm in space. Lord Dragon advises to stay in the clouds or on the planet.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYes, Creepy. Will advise tribe.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Creepy looked over at her babies in the egg sack. They were glowing.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, now is the time. Are you’ll ready?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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The sack glowed, and she heard a hundred little voices,<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYes mama, we’re ready.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Meanwhile on planet WhoreseeFuk, Country Cunt and Two-faced Twat stood up and shook their heads.<\/font><\/p>\n

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The followers just stared. Country Cunt saw the looks on their faces, and knew trouble was coming for her. Two-faced Twat looked over and said,<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cMom, they don’t look to happy with us.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cOh get over yourself, and get out of my way.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Country Cunt then proceeded to bark orders and preach about killing not only Freaky Witch and the tribe, but also the slaves and anyone that got in her way or wasn’t with her.<\/font><\/p>\n

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The followers were upset and angry to the point they couldn’t move.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Lord Dragon sped towards the planet, trying to out run the wind storm.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cAre we racing the voice of God?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYes, Freaky. If we can make it to the planet, He knows he has to slow down or he will blow it up.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cI see.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Just then, Creepy noticed the wind storm had vanished.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cLord Dragon and Lady Fire the wind storm in space has dissipated. However, there is now a large lightening and thunder head heading toward the building Country Cunt and the followers are in.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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In unison, Lord Dragon and Lady Fire said,<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cThanks Creepy. It’s time. Get your little ones ready.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Freaky saw the whole thing happening right beneath her.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cIs He doing was I think he is doing?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYeah, I believe so.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cGlad I am not down there. I would shit myself.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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And Freaky grinned with panic.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Lord Dragon said with a stern voice,<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cYou will be.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Freaky’s grin turned from panic to intensely centered and justice seeking.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u201cIt’s part of the prophecy.\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

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Freaky took a deep breath. She knew it wasn’t going to be easy, but she would give her life for peace and love if that’s what it took.<\/font><\/p>\n

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