{"id":65401,"date":"2011-09-26T07:05:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T11:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/65401\/pity-party\/"},"modified":"2011-09-26T07:05:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T11:05:02","slug":"pity-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/65401\/pity-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Pity Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">When I was a kid, sometimes I&#8217;d throw a fit or pout when I didn&#8217;t get my way.\u00a0 My mother used to tell me &#8220;Well why don&#8217;t you just go pout and eat worms&#8221;.\u00a0 It would piss me off, but it snapped me out of expecting any pity out of her.<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">My mom didn&#8217;t care much for pity parties.\u00a0 I owe her.\u00a0 She taught me how to man the fuck up at an early age.\u00a0 It&#8217;s hard for me to realize sometimes that some folks never learned the value of manning the fuck up.\u00a0 I believe it&#8217;s caused me to come down kinda hard on some people over the years.\u00a0 That was wrong of me.<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">So in honor of those people who I may have judged harshly throughout my life, I wanted to make amends and throw them a virtual pity party.\u00a0 I doubt this blog will be read by them.\u00a0 Lord only knows where some of them might be nowadays.\u00a0 I see it as some form of internet message in a bottle I guess.<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">So, without further delay, I cordially invite anyone and everyone to their very own Pity Party!\u00a0 If your looking for a shoulder to cry at, here it is.\u00a0 We&#8217;re here for you and you can cry all you want.\u00a0 After all, this is your special day.\u00a0 A day without judgment or scorn.\u00a0 Nothing but the best sympathy here so come on in and wallow!<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">We&#8217;ve got music and we&#8217;ve got snacks (if you like worms).<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\">Come on everybody and join the Pity Party!<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/pity-party2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/crying-baby.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"298\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/pity-party3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/Birthday1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"570\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/throw-pity-party-200X200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/g--pity-party.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i682.photobucket.com\/albums\/vv181\/moosehammer\/Pity\/pity-party.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"176\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something I should have done a long time 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