{"id":66635,"date":"2011-10-04T21:31:51","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T01:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/66635\/rabid\/"},"modified":"2011-10-04T21:31:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T01:31:51","slug":"rabid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/66635\/rabid\/","title":{"rendered":"Rabid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Health’s been pretty screwed up since my last treatment and my fuse is about as low as it gets. I ain’t got much patience for bullshit or mindgames or anything else that requires my patience or self-restraint.<\/font><\/p>\n

My Tea Bagger representative keeps writing me back ensuring me that our economy requires that I offer up my family’s health in exchange for the almighty dollar. He still thinks humans can eat and drink money. How fucking quaint.<\/font><\/p>\n

It’s cooling off finally. That’s a blessing. I’m just hoping we can get the front wall of our house fixed before winter hits otherwise we’ll be freezing our asses off for the third year straight. Long story short, we’ve got a six inch open gap in our front wall that’s been there for a couple years.<\/font><\/p>\n

Someone needs to remind the powers of the universe that us disabled schmucks are supposed to be living like kings. I’m ready for my welfare queen tiara and scepter. What good is weathering scorn if you never get any of those sweet guilty pleasures?<\/font><\/p>\n

I haven’t been able to do much writing or socializing due to feeling shitty and it’s about to drive me nuts. I’ve been trying to watch Caprica but I’m really getting fed up with the Law And Order styled shaky cam work that they revert to in the office scenes.<\/font><\/p>\n

You know, it’s amazing how the film industry can spend over half a century developing the steady cam so scenes could be shot with fluid grace. Then as soon as they get smooth filming perfected, they immediately decide “Fuck that shit!” and film everything from the viewpoint of a toddler with parkinson’s.<\/font><\/p>\n

Seriously. I don’t have the words to convey the extreme rage that shaky cam work conjures up inside of me. Seriously….that shit really pisses me off to no end.\u00a0 It makes me want to smash my face into things that shatter while screaming “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” at the top of my lungs.\u00a0 Oh, and it makes me quite angry as well.
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So anyway, I switched over to watching the new Battlestar Galactica. So far it doesn’t seem to have any shaky cam, but I’ve got my suspicious eye on it. If they let me down, I’m mailing a turd in a box to SyFy studios.<\/font><\/p>\n

You know something else that pisses me off besides shaky cam?\u00a0 People that treat other people like shit and then suddenly decide everything is cool and everyone should kiss their ass simply because they’ve suddenly decided that the time for being a total fuckwad dick to everyone is over.\u00a0 Yeah, fuck those folks.<\/font><\/p>\n

Reality called and said it’s time to stop being a twatwaffle.<\/font><\/p>\n

Yeah, I should probably stay away from the computer for at least another three days or so.\u00a0 I’m not fit for public consumption.<\/font><\/p>\n

I think I’ve decided to take a new direction with my life.\u00a0 I want to be to amateur political blogging what G.G. Allin<\/a> was to music performance.<\/font><\/p>\n

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What the fuck!\u00a0 You only live once and even that’s uncertain at best.
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Like an ice cream scoop to the soul. Not to be taken orally or lightly for that matter. Bonsai Berserkers on ice skates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}