{"id":68545,"date":"2011-10-23T03:01:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T07:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/68545\/thin-ice\/"},"modified":"2011-10-23T03:01:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T07:01:56","slug":"thin-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/68545\/thin-ice\/","title":{"rendered":"Thin Ice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u27a1<br \/>\nTwilight was that Dawn Dish-washing Liquid blue<br \/>\nThat horrid Koolade color that tastes like battery acid<br \/>\nAnd cold, colder than a well-diggers ass in February<br \/>\nAnd I was half stoned and well, somewhat lucid<br \/>\nThe ice frosted on the window pane sparkled<br \/>\nlike sequins on a gay disco dancing fairy<br \/>\nMy greasy Mexican T.V. dinner sank like a stone<br \/>\nIt\u2019s only October but feels like it\u2019s friggin\u2019 January<br \/>\nMy gut filled with Dos Equis beer and a bag of pork rinds<br \/>\nRecliner is painted in cheese doodle dust and catshit<br \/>\nSitting in my easy chair in underwear but no one minds<br \/>\nAlone and cold here since Eunice went out to protest<br \/>\nPacked a bag, wanted to be a part of the damn 99 percent<br \/>\nShe wants to change the world she said, slammin&#8217; the door<br \/>\nMe I\u2019m watchin\u2019 springer then the Daily show, I\u2019m content<br \/>\nGot my unemployment and a few under the table jobs<br \/>\ngot porno and poker, huntin\u2019 and fishin and beer<br \/>\nI\u2019m what I am, and so\u2019s all them wall street slobs<br \/>\nI give what I can to the salvation army and firemen\u2019s ball<br \/>\nand wall street and corporations fund their charity&#8217;s too<br \/>\nHell freezin&#8217; over and the worlds gone totally mad<br \/>\nI\u2019m halfway up shit creek paddling my own damned canoe<br \/>\nThe ice is thin but I read the sign<br \/>\nIf your goin\u2019 under it\u2019s no fault of mine<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u27a1 Twilight was that Dawn Dish-washing Liquid blue That horrid Koolade color that tastes like battery acid And cold, colder than a well-diggers ass in February And I was half stoned and well, somewhat lucid The ice frosted on the window pane sparkled like sequins on a gay disco dancing fairy My greasy Mexican T.V. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}