{"id":69799,"date":"2011-11-03T17:07:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T21:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/69799\/for-5\/"},"modified":"2011-11-03T17:07:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T21:07:52","slug":"for-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/69799\/for-5\/","title":{"rendered":"V is For&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font size=\"7\" color=\"#ff0000\">VAGINA<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font size=\"4\">I have one, you are one.<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Which brings me to this&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font size=\"4\">&#8220;The lady doth protest too much, methinks.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks.\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\">Wikipedia says &#8220;The phrase has come to mean that one can &#8220;insist so passionately about something not being true that people suspect the opposite of what one is saying.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.enotes.com\/shakespeare-quotes\/lady-doth-protest-too-much-methinks\">http:\/\/www.enotes.com\/shakespeare-quotes\/lady-doth-protest-too-much-methinks<\/a><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\">&#8220;When we smugly declare that &#8220;the lady doth protest too much,&#8221; we almost always mean that the lady <em>objects <\/em>so much as to lose credibility.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Credibility is lost when certain people mutter in one breath that others are not to tell them how to think or feel and in the next breath they do exactly what they was just moaned and bitched about. If you don&#8217;t want to be placed in a box that you feel you don&#8217;t fit in, what the hell makes you think you can do so to others and not be called out on it?? I know, I know, your just misunderstood, right??<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/brookland.crsc.k12.ar.us\/Middle_School_Folder\/christmas-bar.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"50\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\">With just 54 days left to shop until Christmas I have a couple of ideas for presents.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\" size=\"4\">A smart bag that I can actually see Freebird bringing her veggies home in<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cn1.kaboodle.com\/img\/b\/0\/0\/17d\/d\/AAAAC6TjhtAAAAAAAX3UPA\/no-one-cares-about-your-stupid-blog.jpg?v=1314834548000\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\" size=\"4\">This smart and stylish t-shirt also comes in a multitude of colors<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splash-x.com\/content\/images\/designs\/1\/32\/27_8_400.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\" size=\"4\">Sorry this one only comes in white!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionbombdaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/fc5db910331f2b29d7d5afd434b6bef6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"273\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\" size=\"5\">Please feel free to add your own Christmas gift ideas!!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"&apos;arial black&apos;, &apos;avant garde&apos;\" size=\"4\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"7\">Have a nice day!!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is your brain. This is your brain in a box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1428],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people","category-politics-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}